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due to a clerical error in an 1852 probation hearing it is not possible for a Youngquist to die

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take it up with Willie Brown, friend.

the intelligence of Kamala Harris has never been in doubt. unfortunately, the most strongly reinforced lesson of her career was "always do what the gross old man who gave you this job to be his accessory says."

took her a long way, until it didn't.

08.03.2026 04:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the thing that sticks with me is someone in the Harris campaign sending Bill Clinton, to Dearborn, to tell swing voters "yeah you can't stop us from killing your families, deal with it you dorks"

absolutely inexplicable in any frame other than "we'd like to trade you in for more white people"

08.03.2026 04:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah, that's the real core of the thing.

both candidates campaigned like they knew they were 20 points up on the other guys, free to appeal exclusively to the America they wanted to imagine existed.

the insane racists he was chasing existed. the moderate republicans she was chasing didn't.

08.03.2026 04:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

running on "there is nothing that can be done that will stop the democratic party from murdering the children of swing voters" because you genuinely thought it was clever is worse, though. you do get that, right.

08.03.2026 04:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and so, when given the first chance to be her own woman in thirty-odd goddamn years, she faced the nation, and all that she could think of to say was "i'm speaking."

08.03.2026 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

aint me who got his career started by being Willie Brown's side piece, friend.

its the tragedy of Kamala Harris, when you get right down to it. she is a very smart and qualified woman, who for her entire career has known her top qualification is "the old creep likes having you to display to people"

08.03.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

worked pretty well for Obama!

meanwhile, Kamala Harris' road to power lead directly through a bunch of gross old men she volunteered to be a nice pretty accessory and/or stress relief toy for.

this did not prepare her for running for office very well

08.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

it is extremely cute when you see someone who thinks they are very, very clever attempt to start backpedaling when they are already over the cliff and falling

07.03.2026 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

*extremely that sucks man. my condolences voice* lmao

07.03.2026 00:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they are very much the unkillable cockroach of the consumer goods world

they've very rarely been on top of the world but they have survived Some Bullshit

07.03.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Its the Night Lords, the surprise is theyre only at number five)

07.03.2026 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which Warhammer Factions Are Most Spiritually Zionist (#5 Will Surprise You)

07.03.2026 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scrunts or we riot

07.03.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Promising an eternal alliance with the German Reich, and a fully fascist Kingdom of Israel.

Look at that, dream come true

06.03.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a brit who throws a tantrum after explaining HIS support of hitler was justified, knock me over with a feather

06.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its good to see you've lost your taste for corpse-flesh, now that the guy delivering it to you is orange.

see if you can retain that dining habit for a little longer, next time.

06.03.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

because they were delivering food aid, to people Joe Biden wanted dead.

the aid was supposed to be sent, to salve the consciences of the people in his coalition who were not okay with genocide. it was not, under any circumstances, to be delivered.

on pain of death.

06.03.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

got some real bad news for you about where all those bombs and artillery shells came from

it wasnt the Ammo Fairy

06.03.2026 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all would be stretching it. the genius behind "if we prosecute Trump that might be bad for my legacy" "if I kill enough Palestinians republicans have to vote for me" and "im definitely not too old to run for reelection" does get an awful lot of credit for what he accomplished with those, though

06.03.2026 06:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

still upset your emotional support sex pest didn't make it through, eh ben

06.03.2026 05:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

through American authorities, yes. who handed the targeting information to Israel, saying "hey, please don't BOMB THESE TARGETS, they are delivering food aid, do not BOMB THEM REPEATEDLY TO CONFIRM THE KILL"

06.03.2026 05:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MY GIRLFRIEND recently dragged me to a food truck operating out of one of the greyest and dingiest parts of chicago. she made the decision to get the food for us on the grounds "you are the only white guy here. it is going to be awkward." it was in stolen Sysco containers.

it was so goddamned good

06.03.2026 05:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh, is murdering random ten year olds in the hopes it will make Netanyahu call you a good dog bad now

that's good to hear, from 10/7/2023 up until 1/20/2025 you and yours were explaining it was actually a pragmatic way to win over your nice white republican friends

06.03.2026 05:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he's still got a ways to go to catch up with what Joe did to the children of Gaza, but he's got time to make it happen

06.03.2026 05:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 61 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

remember back when we gave Israel the targeting information for those WCK aid delivery trucks and Aaron's position was "hey no blame attaches to America for this"

06.03.2026 05:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

c'mon, Aaron, back when it was your buddy Joe blowing up hospitals in the hopes it would make Bibi like him you were totally onboard. what changed.

06.03.2026 05:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As Seen On TV

06.03.2026 04:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh, well if they're parked nearby, then

06.03.2026 02:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you are at the point you are issuing apologia for the benificence of Donald J. Trump, in the name of explaining why a bunch of children dying isnt -that- bad actually.

can you grasp why someone witnessing you do this, about them and their children, might not view you as the lesser evil

06.03.2026 02:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

turns out you get rid of all of that happiness and then some when you turn their 13-year-old daughter into chunky salsa while telling them "you're next, you filth."

tricky one, innit.

06.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0