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due to a clerical error in an 1852 probation hearing it is not possible for a Youngquist to die

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this ends with a Riker who has had the absolute shit beaten out of him by a horse going to sickbay

08.03.2026 06:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thats nice. you have yet to make an argument beyond whining its not fair that the electorate failed to recognize your genius.

welcome to democracy. you do not get to dissolve the electorate and appoint a new one.

08.03.2026 06:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is just you jerking off again, Scott.

welcome to democracy. the people decide who wins. running a senile mummy, followed by a lady who said "I will change nothing from the senile mummy," did not work. whining about how you wish it did accomplishes nothing but stroking your own ego.

08.03.2026 06:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sounds like trying to murder enough brown people to get him to call you his good little doggie was a bad electoral strategy then

08.03.2026 06:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thats nice. what was your reward, for assuming you didnt have to offer your fellow americans hope for better.

was it total humiliation, at the hands of a senile pedophile, in exchange for you getting to feel like a higher caste of being than the peasants beneath you for a few weeks.

08.03.2026 06:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it amazes me that the people who consider themselves the Kings of Pragmatism refuse to contemplate what it means that it has been fourteen years since the last time someone running on "the way things are is okay actually" won a presidential election.

08.03.2026 05:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when your choice is between two candidates who are happily and proudly lying to your face, the one lying "i'm going to make things better" takes the one lying "actually this is the best that can be done, you ungrateful animals" to the cleaners.

this has been the story of the last three elections.

08.03.2026 05:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sure. unfortunately, the democratic party decided to run one of the approximately twelve people more senile than Trump against him, and after he drooled his brains out of his mouth on national television replaced him with a woman he'd selected for being a charisma void with no political instincts.

08.03.2026 05:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...was that not the entire thrust of the Harris campaign

wholly excusing an unbelievable amount of atrocity, on the grounds that if you killed enough people you considered your racial inferiors that was going to make Republicans like you

08.03.2026 05:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sitting around blaming the voters for not comprehending your genius is a fun way to masturbatorily self-sooth. unfortunately, when you're done jerking it, you'll find yourself right back where you started, plus a pressing need to wash your hands.

08.03.2026 05:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

take it up with Willie Brown, friend.

the intelligence of Kamala Harris has never been in doubt. unfortunately, the most strongly reinforced lesson of her career was "always do what the gross old man who gave you this job to be his accessory says."

took her a long way, until it didn't.

08.03.2026 04:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the thing that sticks with me is someone in the Harris campaign sending Bill Clinton, to Dearborn, to tell swing voters "yeah you can't stop us from killing your families, deal with it you dorks"

absolutely inexplicable in any frame other than "we'd like to trade you in for more white people"

08.03.2026 04:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah, that's the real core of the thing.

both candidates campaigned like they knew they were 20 points up on the other guys, free to appeal exclusively to the America they wanted to imagine existed.

the insane racists he was chasing existed. the moderate republicans she was chasing didn't.

08.03.2026 04:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

running on "there is nothing that can be done that will stop the democratic party from murdering the children of swing voters" because you genuinely thought it was clever is worse, though. you do get that, right.

08.03.2026 04:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and so, when given the first chance to be her own woman in thirty-odd goddamn years, she faced the nation, and all that she could think of to say was "i'm speaking."

08.03.2026 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

aint me who got his career started by being Willie Brown's side piece, friend.

its the tragedy of Kamala Harris, when you get right down to it. she is a very smart and qualified woman, who for her entire career has known her top qualification is "the old creep likes having you to display to people"

08.03.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

worked pretty well for Obama!

meanwhile, Kamala Harris' road to power lead directly through a bunch of gross old men she volunteered to be a nice pretty accessory and/or stress relief toy for.

this did not prepare her for running for office very well

08.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

it is extremely cute when you see someone who thinks they are very, very clever attempt to start backpedaling when they are already over the cliff and falling

07.03.2026 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

*extremely that sucks man. my condolences voice* lmao

07.03.2026 00:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they are very much the unkillable cockroach of the consumer goods world

they've very rarely been on top of the world but they have survived Some Bullshit

07.03.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Its the Night Lords, the surprise is theyre only at number five)

07.03.2026 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which Warhammer Factions Are Most Spiritually Zionist (#5 Will Surprise You)

07.03.2026 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scrunts or we riot

07.03.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Promising an eternal alliance with the German Reich, and a fully fascist Kingdom of Israel.

Look at that, dream come true

06.03.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a brit who throws a tantrum after explaining HIS support of hitler was justified, knock me over with a feather

06.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its good to see you've lost your taste for corpse-flesh, now that the guy delivering it to you is orange.

see if you can retain that dining habit for a little longer, next time.

06.03.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

because they were delivering food aid, to people Joe Biden wanted dead.

the aid was supposed to be sent, to salve the consciences of the people in his coalition who were not okay with genocide. it was not, under any circumstances, to be delivered.

on pain of death.

06.03.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

got some real bad news for you about where all those bombs and artillery shells came from

it wasnt the Ammo Fairy

06.03.2026 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all would be stretching it. the genius behind "if we prosecute Trump that might be bad for my legacy" "if I kill enough Palestinians republicans have to vote for me" and "im definitely not too old to run for reelection" does get an awful lot of credit for what he accomplished with those, though

06.03.2026 06:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

still upset your emotional support sex pest didn't make it through, eh ben

06.03.2026 05:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0