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Jesse Kozloski

@jesse.kozloski.net

father of 5 ( bio and adopted ) • husband • dogs • i play trumpet • fixer of things • i make money working on databases • subaru

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scratch that. radiation therapy is much more expensive.

12.03.2026 21:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell is empty
and all the devils are here

24.01.2026 19:54 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Man, I bet the NRA is going to be furious when they hear that jack-booted thugs from the federal government executed a law-abiding citizen for exercising his Second Amendment right to carry a handgun.

Any second now, I'm sure.

He was a white guy, if that helps?

Hello? NRA?

24.01.2026 20:56 👍 13228 🔁 3422 💬 312 📌 109
Stylized illustration of an American Goldfinch with wings raised in a rebel alliance emblem pose

Stylized illustration of an American Goldfinch with wings raised in a rebel alliance emblem pose

Fire up the converters, Rebels of #Iowa, #NewJersey, and #Washington State - your #RebelBird - the birb so nice they named it thrice - the American AKA Eastern AKA Willow Goldfinch is ready for liftoff. Join the Resistance! FLOCK THE EMPIRE!

24.01.2026 17:53 👍 84 🔁 17 💬 8 📌 3

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19.12.2025 12:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Day 1 - Advent of Code 2025

I just completed "Secret Entrance" - Day 1 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/1 #powershell

02.12.2025 03:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

coworker reminded me that the scientific method has been abolished. asking chatgpt for bible verses relevant to vmware performance tuning.

06.11.2025 15:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my new favorite phrase when discussing certain coworkers: "less than optimally gruntled"

29.10.2025 15:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
233 high school girls cross country runners at the starting line

233 high school girls cross country runners at the starting line

a beautiful morning for cross country racing at Luther College in Decorah, IA. the girls ran well, finishing 24th and 10th in their respective races.

13.09.2025 16:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon character pointing with the word ha-ha behind him Alt: Animated GIF of Nelson from The Simpsons cartoon pointing with the word ha-ha behind him

sometimes this is what i really want to post as a reply to my coworkers' anniversary announcements on linkedin:

09.08.2025 19:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

in case anyone needs help feeling old:
leroy jenkins was 20 years ago.

05.08.2025 04:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a silver trumpet held by the photographer

a silver trumpet held by the photographer

some community band action tonight. 😁🎺

11.06.2025 00:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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It has been 3 weeks since we announced that Governor Reynolds isn't giving us documents detailing how $100 million dollars in your taxes is being handled.

13.03.2025 22:23 👍 96 🔁 30 💬 4 📌 2
a subaru outback on jack stands, with its hood open

a subaru outback on jack stands, with its hood open

dreary, almost-not-freezing weekend day. time for an oil change and tire rotation.

08.02.2025 23:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

brilliant! i can confirm the phenomenon exists, but never had a name for it. for example, my dog Poppy is sometimes "Popadopalopamos."

05.02.2025 16:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

orthodontist appointment for a kid this morning. not sure i've ever paid so much to sit and wait. powershell and c# for our database monitoring dashboard later.

05.02.2025 14:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I'm pretty sure the guy that can't even sit through a security briefing isn't coming up with all these memos and orders. The Project 2025 people are writing them, and Trump signs whatever is put in front of him without reading it or questioning it.

30.01.2025 02:39 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

making my second cup of hot leaf juice. mostly meetings today. will hopefully find a few minutes for some powershell module coding.

28.01.2025 14:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i just got here the other day. glad to see you!

26.01.2025 00:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0