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Dr. Joe

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Elon is a nutjob, so I came over here to see what's up | Platform Engineer | DevOps badass | Scripter of all the things https://portfolioso.com

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auto_restart_kiosk.bat with a press any key pause๐Ÿคฃ

Nothing unattended about that! Who's using batch files anymore?

Also, all these Kiosk probs are Windows ๐Ÿค”

08.03.2026 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One of my hobbies is documenting failed kiosks that have errored out

08.03.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What would you say is the best Asus Wifi 7 router I can get at this moment that will have long-term Merlin AsusWRT support? the 86 series is midrange (AC/AX/BE) but seems to be most popular with the most firmware downloads. I've seen some niche high end older models get neglected by Asus

05.03.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Giving up weed for 3 days: 2/29, 2/30, and 2/31

01.03.2026 07:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So you're 21 ๐Ÿ˜‚

14.02.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol I can't tell if you're trolling with that or genuinely like the concept. I had a cheap similar one and it was meh - maybe it was accurate? Couldn't tell.

But I've seen some fancy ones that are probably more accurate and can even identify the exact charging protocol negotiated. Get a good one!

07.02.2026 04:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TF this cracker talking about

03.02.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awww. How's pupper doing? I remember you saying s/he was sick

23.01.2026 06:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like the idea of Bluesky better because it's a refreshing place, it's just that the majority are still on Elon's dumb bullshit.

I just can't stay away from the format. Been in Twitter Jail this past week so I'm finding myself here more

18.01.2026 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that you did this. Should do again in today's climate

18.01.2026 03:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A door to door solicitor pushed me too far today (dog recovering from surgery and needs rest, and she got up to bark at the door). So I put 5 of these all around my door and doorbell

17.01.2026 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing is more enraging than Azure APIs and the fact that Microsoft literally sends back different responses for the same gd request within 30 seconds. I have an engineer who loops through API versions and makes the same API call in try/catch because "it'll work on for of them" JFC

16.01.2026 04:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's it. AI is pissing me off and outputting absolute garbage. I'm writing this myself ๐Ÿ˜Ž

16.01.2026 04:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No. NO. Just NO. Why do people do this. You need to go DC to DC. It's so inefficient to run an inverter to convert to AC power just for the wall wart to convert it back to DC. This person needs to get a 100W USB-C to C cable and charge it that way

14.01.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

X just banned me for a week because I told the ohiogop account that I hope they got ebola

14.01.2026 05:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After hating on the whole javascript ecosystem for 15 years, I'm finally embracing it because it's everywhere and if you don't adapt, the old dino gets kicked to the curb

27.12.2025 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What kind of shit is this

21.12.2025 17:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same, girl, same. But you come across confident. No one would know

20.12.2025 06:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously though. Where do the Canadian geese think they're going. It's 2am and raining and they're up there honking up a storm flying somewhere on a mission

19.12.2025 07:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In Twitter jail. I really don't understand what the problem is with saying that a child rapist should be sent foot first through a wood chipper.

04.12.2025 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How can I make money trolling the maga dummies on X? I want in on this?!?!

28.11.2025 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Engineer on my team asked our overnight team to approve a PR. Fuckin guy comments "looks good. approved" doesn't actually approve it, and then closes the PR with unmerged changes. My Brother in Christ, what is actually wrong with you?

25.11.2025 06:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When they say something is spicy, is it socially acceptable to ask if it's white people spicy, or actually spicy?

18.11.2025 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am home alone and have the heat set to 62 and I'm in my glories

18.11.2025 03:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your network made it back

15.11.2025 01:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never find the need to drink wine until I have some wine and then I want more wine

11.11.2025 04:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've had enough of society. 3I/ATLAS better be an alien spaceship and it'll do us all a big favor wiping is out

04.11.2025 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't believe the asshole LA Dodgers won the World Series again and Don Mattingly gets absolutely nothing his entire career.

03.11.2025 02:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol what even is this thread. The amount of energy this dude is exerting being big mad at your videos is one of the more puzzling things I've seen on the interwebs in a while.

18.10.2025 06:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amateur hour, joining BlueSky and not even configuring their handle to be @dhs.gov. How am I supposed to take these pricks seriously?

18.10.2025 05:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0