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Der-shing 德馨 Helmer

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Award-winning science-fantasy & edu comic creator | www.shingworks.com Dorstenia & Aristolochia enthusiast | VP of Crowdfunding, etc at Vault Comics Gently re-seeds under ideal conditions

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fweedom

06.03.2026 22:24 👍 52 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0

Yeah they've got major Resting Dragon Face

06.03.2026 17:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More fun: I gave the rest of the crickets to the quails to play with this morning before heading to my desk. While I was flinging them into the quaviary, a bold Sceloporus ran in, snagged a cricket, and scarfed the entire thing down before running out again, lol. Happy Snacks Friday everyone

06.03.2026 17:06 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Update: SOMEONE ate 9/10 crickets I left in there last night! Getting a good tummy on him. I gave him 5 more and will release him this afternoon once he’s fully charged

06.03.2026 17:03 👍 78 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0

Lolll can’t unsee

06.03.2026 14:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a pic from a few years ago of one of the many times the boy forced his ass into the bathroom while I was trying to PEE

a pic from a few years ago of one of the many times the boy forced his ass into the bathroom while I was trying to PEE

I've exited my weepy sadsack era and am entering my weepy appreciation for the boy and all the good times era. I miss him like crazy and still am seeing him everywhere, but that makes me happy, so it's okay for now.

His ashes are ready tomorrow. I'm glad he'll be back home with us soon.

06.03.2026 03:41 👍 83 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yea they are, thanks for asking! Almost springtime, which usually means the males fight like crazy with each other unless I separate them, but this year I only have two males and one of them is too old to care about fighting and mating anymore, so I suspect it's going to be a peaceful year

06.03.2026 03:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lmaoo you're both perfect

06.03.2026 03:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish we had more! I've only seen four in the last 7 years I've lived in Socal. We have an absolute ton of Sceloporus and Uta though, you can't peek outside without seeing them running around

06.03.2026 02:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of the best! They're super fierce

06.03.2026 02:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've been in a bit of A Mood lately so we went to the reptile store for crickets for him (and the quails) to snack on. He gets to hang out and get fatter in the greenhouse tonight and then released tomorrow. gotta pump up my guy ahead of mating season

06.03.2026 02:12 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
elgaria multicarinata with cool banding and some dumbass hands holding him

elgaria multicarinata with cool banding and some dumbass hands holding him

cute defiant lizard face and some shitty cuticles

cute defiant lizard face and some shitty cuticles

a dude we found elgaria-ing around on our front steps

06.03.2026 02:10 👍 158 🔁 10 💬 7 📌 0

You're very good at comics!!!

06.03.2026 02:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
pile of fig newtons, which are fig inside of cookie bread, idk what it is. purple jam thing with carb envelope

pile of fig newtons, which are fig inside of cookie bread, idk what it is. purple jam thing with carb envelope

golden pineapple moon cake with pineapple filling and pretty bread stuff on the outside

golden pineapple moon cake with pineapple filling and pretty bread stuff on the outside

Pausing my sadsackerry to propose convergent evolutionary strategies in fig newtons and pineapple moon cakes

05.03.2026 01:05 👍 189 🔁 18 💬 7 📌 0
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I feel more normal today. Still filling his water dish and talking to him and seeing him everywhere and smelling the empty spot on the blanket where he should be curled in the shape of a cutworm until afternoon and pretending I sense something there when I know there isn't. Other than that, normal

04.03.2026 21:08 👍 123 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I miss him so much

03.03.2026 20:56 👍 124 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My son, a gray cat, laying on a blanket

My son, a gray cat, laying on a blanket

My little clown son

19.01.2025 22:49 👍 125 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
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06.02.2024 18:11 👍 93 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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The best cat in the world is leaving us tonight. I don’t know if I can ever forgive him. I love you so, so much, Wolfy.

03.03.2026 02:08 👍 1224 🔁 35 💬 1 📌 0

I bet this is how maga people feel when they see some stupid truck with a let's go brandon sticker

28.02.2026 03:41 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Having a stressful day, but at least I saw a car of girls with a bumper sticker of a cowboy frog saying "giddy up, sluts"

28.02.2026 03:39 👍 94 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0
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26.02.2026 02:15 👍 807 🔁 600 💬 21 📌 42
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A look at the creation of "The Electric Tower".

12.05.2025 19:58 👍 1969 🔁 491 💬 41 📌 19
Aristolochia watsonii - Wikipedia

Combo shape and smell according to Wikipedia, but tbf I'm not 100% up to date on all the literature. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristol...

25.02.2026 21:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It would be so dangerous to live closer to you. Possibly. On the one hand, nerd friend. On the other hand, you would be so occupied taking pix of microscopic inverts for iNat that I would never actually see you in person

25.02.2026 05:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lmaooooo you remember that XD My secret plan is honestly to grow my collection out and then trade with them, cuz their plant takes up an entire driveway wall and is so gorgeous. Hopefully they're also crazy and find it amusing and are not weirded out

25.02.2026 05:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I think most of these folks are getting their plants from one academic who lives half of his year in Ecuador and the rest in the US, and who sells cuttings from his own plants at home. I am pretty sure he is the original guy that introduced the A. salvadorensis "Darth Vader" plant into cultivation.

25.02.2026 05:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I try real hard not to buy shady plants (for Aristolochia, those are often ones recently described and from China/ SE Asia); there are a few sellers who do specialize though and sell rooted cuttings, and will offer certain rarer species around this time of year.

25.02.2026 05:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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this is the one I'm mad about missing out on tho, I believe it's a grandiflora hybrid called "Gorgon". looks so wack

25.02.2026 05:20 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I've been an online auction lurker since I was 13. I am plugged into ebay in an unhealthy way and will not be stopped

25.02.2026 05:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0