did they check the tariff shelf or nah?
did they check the tariff shelf or nah?
If falling down when trying to put on my pants is a sign of how this day will progress, I should go back to bed now.
This is exactly why I always go to Jersey Mike's
When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I stole matches to start fires in the woods with my friends as a child: but when I became a man, I got a cute little metal fire pit
Garden Gnome with some jacked up eyes embedded in a far too puffy face wearing a red pointed cap, blue dress, red shoes and holding a handful of toadstools
zactly
totally jumped the shark with this story line
I was led to believe the robots would rock as well as sock 'em
Wolfenstein wasn't meant to be a documentary
High-functioning, but not like that
The Hall and Oates concert rider explicitly stated that ALL sodas must be served in glass bottles – NO CANNED DEW, can't go for that
who up preexisting they conditions?
My employer and I have 𝙢𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 agreed that my badge access will no longer work.
Once you realize you are channeling your energy down a dead end path, don't.
*puts V8® Low Sodium 100% Vegetable Juice in the bong because we trying to stay healthy
You can't run from your problems, but you can start a huge fire as a diversion.
This is why they hate us, and by "they" I mean me, and by "us" I mean also me
A small SUV has run off the road, in very snowy conditions, to become wedged between two posts for a sign reading "RUNAWAY TRUCK RAMPS 1.5 Mi 4.5 Mi"
or here is good, too
Give a man a per diem and he'll eat for a day
all the boys ran screaming from the yard for some reason
Some hearts are fixing to get blessed
yes!
Salonpas pain relief patch on a lower back
my lower back tattoo is healing nicely
I grew up in NC so my brain will never not auto-convert unc to the universtiy of north carolina and that's so chopped (food network tv show)
slang-mogged and confusemaxxing
Five Stages of White House Employment cartoon by Peter Kuper but stage IV shows pre-stabbed Kristy Noem
the knife comes for each, in its own time
tiny dollhouse-sized citrus juicer source: MyMiniFrontPorch on etsy
let's do this!
if I say "no cap" there is a very high likelihood of some cap
this story is Chuck Yeagering the dipshit sound barrier. just breathtaking stuff