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Marjorie James Keenan

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enabled enabler laziest perfectionist assuming final form "He's not that popular. He has no friends." -Stan Lee ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ

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did they check the tariff shelf or nah?

06.03.2026 16:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If falling down when trying to put on my pants is a sign of how this day will progress, I should go back to bed now.

04.03.2026 13:14 👍 161 🔁 61 💬 5 📌 0

This is exactly why I always go to Jersey Mike's

06.03.2026 04:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I stole matches to start fires in the woods with my friends as a child: but when I became a man, I got a cute little metal fire pit

06.03.2026 02:34 👍 43 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0
Garden Gnome with some jacked up eyes embedded in a far too puffy face wearing a red pointed cap, blue dress, red shoes and holding a handful of toadstools

Garden Gnome with some jacked up eyes embedded in a far too puffy face wearing a red pointed cap, blue dress, red shoes and holding a handful of toadstools

zactly

06.03.2026 02:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

totally jumped the shark with this story line

06.03.2026 01:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was led to believe the robots would rock as well as sock 'em

06.03.2026 01:52 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Wolfenstein wasn't meant to be a documentary

06.03.2026 01:11 👍 45 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0
Preview
a statue of liberty sits on a sandy beach Alt: scene from end of Planet of the Apes, George Taylor, discovering the destroyed Statue of Liberty: "Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"a statue of liberty sits on a sandy beach

You Maniacs!

06.03.2026 01:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

High-functioning, but not like that

28.07.2024 17:35 👍 61 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0

The Hall and Oates concert rider explicitly stated that ALL sodas must be served in glass bottles – NO CANNED DEW, can't go for that

07.06.2025 04:06 👍 65 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 2

who up preexisting they conditions?

08.03.2025 20:37 👍 66 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 1

My employer and I have 𝙢𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 agreed that my badge access will no longer work.

21.10.2024 19:39 👍 61 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0

Once you realize you are channeling your energy down a dead end path, don't.

21.12.2024 15:47 👍 59 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 0

*puts V8® Low Sodium 100% Vegetable Juice in the bong because we trying to stay healthy

07.11.2025 03:38 👍 64 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0

You can't run from your problems, but you can start a huge fire as a diversion.

09.06.2025 04:41 👍 66 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 0

This is why they hate us, and by "they" I mean me, and by "us" I mean also me

08.05.2025 23:32 👍 62 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0
A small SUV has run off the road, in very snowy conditions, to become wedged between two posts for a sign reading
 "RUNAWAY 
TRUCK RAMPS 
1.5 Mi
4.5 Mi"

A small SUV has run off the road, in very snowy conditions, to become wedged between two posts for a sign reading "RUNAWAY TRUCK RAMPS 1.5 Mi 4.5 Mi"

or here is good, too

21.01.2025 21:12 👍 77 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0

Give a man a per diem and he'll eat for a day

20.06.2024 04:26 👍 80 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 1

all the boys ran screaming from the yard for some reason

06.03.2026 00:05 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Some hearts are fixing to get blessed

06.03.2026 00:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yes!

05.03.2026 23:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Salonpas pain relief patch on a lower back

Salonpas pain relief patch on a lower back

my lower back tattoo is healing nicely

05.03.2026 21:45 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

I grew up in NC so my brain will never not auto-convert unc to the universtiy of north carolina and that's so chopped (food network tv show)

05.03.2026 19:10 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

slang-mogged and confusemaxxing

05.03.2026 19:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Five Stages of White House Employment cartoon by Peter Kuper but stage IV shows pre-stabbed Kristy Noem

Five Stages of White House Employment cartoon by Peter Kuper but stage IV shows pre-stabbed Kristy Noem

the knife comes for each, in its own time

05.03.2026 19:02 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
tiny dollhouse-sized citrus juicer

source: MyMiniFrontPorch  on etsy

tiny dollhouse-sized citrus juicer source: MyMiniFrontPorch on etsy

let's do this!

05.03.2026 17:03 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

if I say "no cap" there is a very high likelihood of some cap

05.03.2026 16:34 👍 37 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 1

this story is Chuck Yeagering the dipshit sound barrier. just breathtaking stuff

05.03.2026 07:41 👍 88 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1