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I don't care what your ass does
You can leave today
But it's still gonna smell like farts for at least a week

I have been drinking my wine wrong this whole time. My bullfrog's name is Jedidiah.

Inside the Underground Safe Houses Sheltering Immigrants From ICE

We are at this stage of the Holocaust — in Ohio, which hasn’t gotten much attention recently.

“In Springfield, Ohio, some Americans have converted their basements and spare bedrooms into shelters for immigrant families who could be targeted in raids.”

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KarlBear @gusterbear.bsky.social

This tripped me up because there is a Rome, WI. It's a tiny little town. Wouldn't be much of a setting for a show.

The Department of War is not for doing war shit

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

Orange bucket filled with pill bottles

I crushed another med basket, so now I'm using a 2 gallon bucket. I think this should be sturdy enough.

This is exactly what I rant about daily! Read, people. Just try.

Marco Rubio dressed as Kristi Noem. Text reads Rubio finds out he has to replace Noem

Marco Rubio dressed formally as the Shah of Iran. Text reads Rubio finding out he needs to be the Shah of Iran in 72 hours.

This shit is why I love the internet. There are so many witty motherfuckers in the world. It renews my faith.

Kkkristi Noem found a new job

I get it. Sometimes caffeine gets me all chatty.

This is amazing 🤣🤣🤣

Videos like this are utterly cathartic.

I want EVERY Dem to throw away decorum and politeness and start YELLING the truth, like Rep. McGovern.

ICE detains reporter Estefany Rodríguez in Nashville - Nashville Banner Reporter Estefany Rodríguez, detained by ICE with no arrest warrant, may face deportation. Her attorneys seek immediate review of the legality of her case.

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.

They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

Orange and white cat, happy in his heart though well aware of what a giant asshole the new DHS guy is. He says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! Happy day that Kristy Noem got canned day!"

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Habby Daye Whin KristyGnome Got Canned Day!

I was recently fired as the Head of the Dept. Of Squirrel Security after I allowed many squirrels to pilfer all our bird seed. But no worries, I was given a new job, with a fancy new title. I don't know what it means, but it pays well
#Spike #NoemFired #Dogsofbluesky

Uh Oh GIF Alt: Old woman waves hand and says Picture it. Sicily 1912.

Picture this-
Wisconsin 2026...

How are we gonna explain this one to the EMTs?
2 disabled women fall and get stuck trying to do exercise squats.
jfc

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My 1st two years here were a mattress on the floor.
Felt so fancy when I got a real bed frame that matches beautifully with the room.
Feel like a proper woman.

I picture it in my head like a hierarchy or a family tree

and don't forget Joe Biden

Frozen ravioli takes 5 minutes to boil
Heat some spaghetti sauce in a little pan
Garlic bread Texas toast in the oven
Chopped salad in a bag

Mad Marge 🤣

I'm not sure how they do the fixing, but it may have changed her hormones.

Kitty menopause

I know some of us are not into the politics and what have you, but this is an important summary of what is happening.