Blachiderm

Nah I get more enjoyment from watching it on vibes. “Damn that looked like a good shot- cut to ppl high fiving- yup, damn good shot.”

Bruh! I saved up money all last year to rebuild my decade old rig (rip gtx 980ti), just for memory prices to spiral the fukk outta control

Me reading this in microcenter’s parking lot after paying $65 for a 8g stick of sodimm 😭😭🙃🙃

So you see, I’m at the hardware store to grab a multimeter because the light switch in the utility closet didn’t work when i went to grab a screwdriver to pry open the stuck drawer in the kitchen where i keep the odd battery size for the garage door opener that stopped working yesterday.

Nah, it’s cuz I love them too much to switch it up just cuz.

Woo shit misophonia is the one trigger I have that makes me irrationally angry. I gotta remove myself or I’ll say some shit I can’t take back.

That shit make me hit the back button so mf fast

And I guarantee no one has checked to ensure the fire separation between units still has integrity.

4xl raiders jersey
Girbaud Jean shorts
*add to cart

Cause they sure as fuck didn’t stop being weird

Boy oh boy this country loves to play the hits….

Seriously, these the type of niggas who don’t even know why the freeway is closed in the own city.

I had the HTC windows joint when it came out around 2008(?). after a few months I loaded a rom of some new startup OS called android or sumn…

At the end of the day people need to remember that when it comes to transgressions, apologies are always required. Forgiveness is not. Forgiveness is a benediction granted by the aggrieved, not something owed to the perpetrators.

Compared to who I was, absolutely.
Compared to who I want to be? Nah

Hol on, pre-ugly got me good.

Shit was wild fam, had a lady give the stink eye because I showed up with REALID and my voter registration card and still wanted to play 20 questions.

28yo me: of course I got it like that, you see these J’s, chains, rims…

38yo me: of course I got it like that, you see this pulse oximeter, waterpik, HSA…

What’s even more frustrating is how wealth is mistaken for intelligence, when really it’s often just ruthlessness.

3 is the champ. 7 is great too only cuz no one wants to steal it.

“Yea I helped bring about fascism and the death of civil liberties, but you guys were big meanies and that’s just as bad 😔😢”

I love opals. One of the few opinions I’ll put the bayonet on for.

Didn’t even turn the sound on, looks like what I ejected after six Negronis and an ill advised street taco

Maybe I’m just antisocial but that’s one of the best feelings in the world for me. “Oh no it’s cancelled? I really wanted to go” as I’m swapping into house slippers and scrolling Netflix

Yo it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that I had to move the thumb stick to hit accept. Not off to a great start

Mouse is 100% resigned to its fate. Sitting there like “go ahead and make it quick” 😭😭

Part of the reason I shower and brush my teeth after every sesh. Smoke daily and still wrinkle my nose when I walk past someone skunking in public.

Yo I’m ngl I thought Marathon’s art direction was a lil too visually busy for my liking but after a couple of round that shit is growing on me big time. Also I’m old and very bad at this