she has less than like 5 mins of screen time but I’ll never forget her 😭

dominatrix super woman you will always be famous to me

he just let us all be mad about it for like two weeks 😭

for what reason, I’m still unsure 😭 he just likes to fuck with us like that

throwback to that one time my dad (successfully) gaslit the entire household into believing a roundabout was being built next to our house

cutie pie ❤️

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my exact words when I saw them lmaooo 😭

I was also shocked when I picked one up to inspect it 😭 horrifying

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE 😭😭😭

I’ll have to check out vents bc there have been a couple live wasps inexplicably inside 😭

we have a huge skylight right over our bathtub so it may be that but is sooo inaccessible (our building was made in like the 70s so is geometrically fucking weird) 😭 I might try to reseal the window edges or something ahhhh

I couldn’t see what they were until I picked one up and I’m freaking tf out about it still 😭

oh also today right before I showered I found dead baby wasps in my tub that came from god knows where so that’s a fun new development

“I hope you don’t have me blocked” I didn’t but thank you for the reminder

I could communicate that or I can just simply block because I don’t have the energy for all of that nonsense <3

so very strange to me when ppl I fell out with reach out after years. what do you want why are you contacting me

I’m in loooooove what a beautiful little creature 😭🥺

Male plum headed parakeet close up, from the chest up “The plum-headed parakeet is a mainly green parrot. The male has a red head which shades to purple-blue on the back of the crown, nape and cheeks, while the female has a blueish-gray head. There is a narrow black neck collar with verdigris below on the nape and a black chin stripe that extends from the lower mandible. There is a red shoulder patch and the rump and tail are bluish-green, the latter tipped white. The upper mandible is orangish-yellow, and the lower mandible is dark.” - Wikipedia

Male plum headed parakeet on a branch against a green backdrop “The plum-headed parakeet is a mainly green parrot. The male has a red head which shades to purple-blue on the back of the crown, nape and cheeks, while the female has a blueish-gray head. There is a narrow black neck collar with verdigris below on the nape and a black chin stripe that extends from the lower mandible. There is a red shoulder patch and the rump and tail are bluish-green, the latter tipped white. The upper mandible is orangish-yellow, and the lower mandible is dark.” - Wikipedia

Male and female plum headed parakeet pair on a branch with vibrant pink flowers on the end “The plum-headed parakeet is a mainly green parrot. The male has a red head which shades to purple-blue on the back of the crown, nape and cheeks, while the female has a blueish-gray head. There is a narrow black neck collar with verdigris below on the nape and a black chin stripe that extends from the lower mandible. There is a red shoulder patch and the rump and tail are bluish-green, the latter tipped white. The upper mandible is orangish-yellow, and the lower mandible is dark. The female has a dull bluish grey head and lacks the black and verdigris collar, which is replaced by yellow. The upper-mandible is corn-yellow and there is no black chin stripe or red shoulder patch.” - Wikipedia

have a wonderful friday the 13th !!

bird of the day: the plum-headed parakeet

a brown bear lounging in a body of water with their legs and arms outstretched, the rest of their body is submerged (aside from their head)

finally friday

omg the ocean right at your doorstop how beautiful 🥹

NEW PUSSYCAT DOLLS SONG IN 2026?!?!?! HELLOOOOOO?!?!?!

they better start fortifying the San Andreas fault 🫨🫨🫨

I like my people weird! weird! weird!

our anxious vibrations are going to cause a magnitude 20 earthquake I can’t wait

Big Disgrace by Haute & Freddy on Apple Music Album · 2026 · 13 Songs

everyone go stream Big Disgrace RIGHT NOW or else

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they’re just like me fr

sorry for crashing out earlier it WILL happen again

this is absolutely sending me holy shit 😭😭😭😭

might have to switch meds again ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha life is one prolonged episode of scare tactics isn’t it??????