The Accountant

“The Cult We Ain’t In”

It’s not quite the flex he thinks it is. MAGAs think it pisses us off which is what gives them their little dopamine drip. What we really see could be compared to a grown-ass man wearing a diaper with a pacifier in his mouth trying to look cool. Like we laugh, it’s hilarious. Def NOT a flex.

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The situation we’re in is 1000x worse than most people realize.

Democrats and their mean words will NEVER get us out of this fucking mess. It’s so incredibly embarrassing and frustrating. I hate it. They are on level 1 and everyone else is on level 10. Sucks but it’s REALITY.

We need more humor

Both of the attendees at trump’s parade said it was “worth the drive.”

citizens! know your mass shooter — use this handy guide:
black gunman: RACE WAR
brown gunman: MS-13
Muslim gunman: JIHAD
white gunman with a racist manifesto, an arsenal, and a list of Democratic targets: MENTALLY ILL LONE WOLF

This administration is one big pork-filled taco.

Everything this incompetent administration is doing is the complete opposite of what MAGA thought they were getting. Literally everything. Even immigration….its wild.

Here’s a statement from the Trump administration on the recent bombings and killings of innocent people in Ukraine:

A Donald Trump Biographer Explains in Ten Short Paragraphs the Very Specific Reason Qatar Is Bribing Trump With a $400 Million Luxury Airliner I wrote three bestselling Trump political biographies during his first administration. I know exactly why Qatar is bribing him, and so does he. I have no idea why American major media won’t report it.

It takes just minutes to read, but I promise it will blow your mind.

The Trump-Qatar Scandal is about so much more than a damn plane—and Trump knows it. Even many in major media know it.

I cannot explain to you, as a bestselling Trump biographer, why so many in D.C. are hiding what all of us know.

Holy ****

Trump is a terrorist and a traitor to this country. He will be held accountable.

It’s a great time to be a Pacers fan.

You’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer huh?

The Pacers beating the Cavs in Cleveland TWICE to start the playoffs is pretty damn incredible.

Think about what just happened - the White House flipped out because they thought Amazon was going to provide transparency on their pricing.

I’m wearing yellow to Trump‘s funeral because supposedly yellow is the ‘happiest’ color.

More please.

If only someone would’ve sent Timothy McVeigh a strongly worded letter none of that would’ve happened.

“STRONGLY WORDED LETTERS” AIN’T GONNA CUT IT!

Who’s the dude on the right?

They make it sound like there are millions of dead people getting Social Security checks. But it's just not true.

I have a very important question and I hope someone will listen.

For any of you that have had success breaking through the MAGA b.s. barrier with a close family member or friend, I’d love to hear your thoughts and how you did it.

*Of course* advance information on US combat operations is classified. Pretending otherwise is an insult to our troops, who all know this.

The Secretary is unfit to lead.

Trump drained the swamp then re-filled it with traitors, grifters, and serial liars.

I’m starting to believe that only the military—those who honor their oath to uphold the Constitution—can save us.