Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD

It’s giving “Skelator running away, yelling ‘until next time, He-Man!’” vibes.

It’s also funny to me that when I requested my official birth certificate from out of state, I had to provide my DL and marriage cert. Like either of those could prove I was that baby.

It’s also a completely bullshit stance from a research prospective. “Safe” in what way? What are you measuring? What’s “too much” of a “bad” outcome?

Did Ai write this?

Yes.

Oh yeah, chain coffee shop drinks aren’t the singular problem. It’s just weird to pick a fight with these corporations and justify it with “what about the teen girls?!”

explain my art to you, Warren.”

It’s truly one of the most valuable lessons I have learned as I have aged: my taste is not everyone’s taste. And it goes both ways, like it means that I’m allowed to like what I like without feeling it’s “less than” in any way.

Reminds me of an Empire Records line “I don’t feel like I have to

which is—in part—caused by all these people being hella creepy about teen girls and women.

Like I know at least some of the reasons why (e.g., they want to fuck teenage girls, they don’t think teen girls have agency, they want to impregnate teen girls, etc) but I am sure there are other reasons. And they legit don’t seem to give a shit about boys unless it’s the “loneliness epidemic”,

These people are so weird about teenage girls.

This picture is really haunting for some reason. Like she’s peering into our souls.

It’s campy and filled with great actors

Is it like a time share?

a concrete/cobblestone garbage can next to an ashtray made of the same material

don't ever talk to me or my son again

It’s such a work of art

I never watched it, and I adore the movie

Preston is a cautionary tale for one and all.

Very true! Maybe you could just mutter it under your voice. That’s probably what I will do, because it will not make sense to anyone but me.

Something is fucked with our timeline, cuz a Guy Like This should be 2nd trumpet in a ska band called Magnificent Muff Divers or some shit, not misreading Tolkien to build fascist murderbots

I know no one in this story but I’m probably going to say “uh oh, you licked Preston” when someone gets sick.

Oh god, that’s such a devastating nick name.

He’s a real jerk (affectionately).

I’d argue he’s more than just neutral at the end. But my problem is really that I love him and I hate how this admin takes good things and uses them to be awful.

I would’ve lost my shit if they had used Vegeta or Piccolo. They are both—by the end—unquestionably (to me) good guys.

Use as many as you need. There are no rules.

I’m so mad about the quick frame of Beerus. Leave the greater Dragon Ball universe out of your warmongering propaganda.

That’s Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder

Oh god

Shit. I didn’t think Perez was one of them.

Oh that’s awesome.