I screenshot of the VHSDates Instagram account.
I am not too proud to admit that today is the day I learned the viral VHSDates clips are elaborate fakes. www.instagram.com/vhsdates?igs...
This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen.
this is my emotional support pasta
Thank you! It could barely have been less of a big deal. I was in and out in an hour. Didn’t even change into a gown. Didn’t even take off my Apple Watch!
Lot of people calling this a bubble pop, meanwhile Meta and Nvidia are moving in right now to lease the property.
My guess is that OpenAI’s moat is evaporating and partners are getting nervous. And they should! It’s not even close to the best product out there anymore.
Tina Terranova
I am both impressed and devastated because I’d developed a sincere transtemporal attachment to Tina Terranova, whose best quality is her unwavering allegiance to her self. www.instagram.com/reel/DPlgXEN...
I screenshot of the VHSDates Instagram account.
I am not too proud to admit that today is the day I learned the viral VHSDates clips are elaborate fakes. www.instagram.com/vhsdates?igs...
The latter makes everything in the world, I think, something between a little and a lot worse.
I can’t stop thinking about how Yoon tried to self-coup South Korea after cooking his brain with misinformation ABOUT HIS OWN GOVERNMENT on YouTube.
I think it’s an open argument which is the more immediate threat to human life: climate change or that people everywhere are becoming less and less familiar with object reality.
> @benstiller.redhour.com
Which one?
I think that’s beautiful
The truth. Is out there.
It was not but I did love the intellectual path you traced to that conclusion.
I lost my mind at capo convention
This is easily my favorite response
I’ve met some people on here who are legitimately 25-or-so and I wonder all the time what they must be feeling.
Bluesky is where all the coolest 50-somethings hang out and refer to the youngest posters (age 38) as kids
Strictly on artistic grounds, this is an excellent sketch.
 Nick 1.0 hanging out with Nick 2.0
Just hanging with the boys.*
* the perfect plastic mold doctors made of my head to ensure I didn’t move an inch while they blasted me with radiation
TRIGEMINAL NERVE INSTRUCTIONS General Instructions: • You may continue activity and diet as tolerated, unless otherwise noted • Antioxidant supplements may be resumed 2 weeks after you complete your radiation •You may shower, but do not scrub the treated area, as your skin is healing. • Avoid sun exposure to the treated area. Use sunscreen. Wear a hat. Your skin in the treatment area will be more sensitive to the sun, up to a year after treatment is completed. • Use mild soaps and shampoos until skin is completely healed • Speak to your doctor about the appropriate skin care regimen to be provided by the clinical team. • If you experience new or worsening nausea/ vomiting, please contact your doctor immediately. These side effects are usually temporary and begin to resolve a few weeks after treatment ends. • Fatigue • Increased facial pain, due to temporary inflammation and/or the mask during treatment Fighting tiredness: • Try light exercise each day. Take short walks. • Relax before you go to bed to sleep better. Remember the symptoms or side effects mentioned above are usually temporary and begin to resolve a few weeks after treatment ends. It is advisable to continue skin care regimen as directed by your Radiation Oncologist and Radiation Oncology Nurses. If needed, there are medications that can be prescribed to make you more comfortable, so please do not hesitate to reach out to your Radiation Oncology team if you start to experience any of these symptoms.
This is very funny to me. I suppose my face really is getting shot through with radiation.
The top of that pyramid makes me unbearably anxious.
No good can come from another round of “these nerds think AI is alive” discourse. Don’t engage. Save yourself. Eat some chocolate, watch your favorite movie. Do you realize how much more fun that is than yelling at strangers about a topic no one in the world understands?
This made me laugh.
Hm... I haven’t had a headache in 2.5 days, which makes me wonder if the first surgery worked and the recovery window was delayed (which happens!).
Whatever! A famous doctor told me: “What the fuck does it matter which surgery worked? Get the second.” So we’re driving across LA to get lasers baby!
Broke: A scanner darkly.
Woke: A golf cart fatly.
a plate of short wide tube pasta in a brick orange creamy sauce with crisped sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, wilted spinach, and herbs
outstanding. i have invented my second perfect pantry pasta
Broke: A scanner darkly.
Woke: A golf cart fatly.
One of the most captivating little turns of phrase in Gravity's Rainbow goes "barrage balloons to populate fat and friendly the daybreak." I think about its construction all the time, whenever I want to write a better sentence.
I fear "riding in a golf cart fatly" is now forever its twin.
