Joel

She high on my tower till I cobb

He's back today. He called me "big guy." If he does it again he's gonna need some new teeth.

My god. And that's with like 100 appearances.

He has no feel for balls hit in front of him in the air. It's a car wreck every time he has to run downhill.

The code for MLBtv is supposed to be delivered for opening day. Assuming we'll get it March 25.

Savant rates him worse than DJ. He's awful.

Heston Kjerstad is the worst big league outfielder I have ever seen.

I've seen enough, Chris Bassitt is your opening day starter.

Section 386, Row 11, Seat 10 $107.20 ($89.00 + $18.20 taxes/fees)

The Orioles have put the seats in the left field upper deck up for general sale for Opening Day... $89 before fees, for these seats.

That's a postseason pricetag for a team that finished in last place a year ago.

I've just finished replacing a condensate pump. And before that I repaired the light fixture in our guest bathroom. I am the king of the castle, you can't tell me shit.

Average Yankees loss without judge

Reject modernity, embrace tradition

And Sammy brings him home

No, I like it!

This is 69 homer pace

Slightly different because the measurable was age, not size, but Terry McLaurin has completely outplayed his college tape and his projections.

Pete Alonso stepping into the batters box in a spring training game against the Tampa Bay Rays. He is wearing a black batting helmet, an orange Orioles jersey, and white pants.

Let's play a game.

In 2025 Jackson Holliday, Gunnar Henderson and Jordan Westburg all tied for the team lead in home runs, with 17 each. How many games will it take for an Orioles hitter to eclipse 17 home runs in 2026?

Picks 1-6 definitely should ignore the tape. Hard pass 1-6. Pass pass pass.

Pick 7, however,

Of all teams... man.

In Australia they call it a home run walkabout

1 is really interesting imo

He did make eight starts, but he had a few more appearances.

Don't look it up. How many appearances would you guess Australian legend Alexander Wells made for the Baltimore Orioles?

I need to see the soup oar bowl this is paired with

He definitely has.

Bregman has homered twice in as many exhibition games, not a good sign for Gunnar's playing time in the tournament

Remember when he said that they had completely obliterated Iran's nuclear armory like nine months ago?

Clayton Kershaw just gave up a monster home run to Mickey Moniak on his third pitch

Gunnar Henderson has three angry walks in five plate appearances in exhibition play for team USA

Vance Honeycutt looks like he would win a Heston Kjerstad lookalike contest