Ruh-roh!
Ruh-roh!
Bryce Harper going 0-4 in the two hole tonight was very predictable
Gunnar gets him
He's still got it.
Brice Turang
Oh please don't hurt Buxton
I remember being angry because we burned a Vespi option for him
Homer Simpson, celebrating "free" gasoline as the pump tolls past $999.99 to $1,000.00.
Free gas!
Vieira's one appearance in Baltimore: four walks, one hit, three earned runs... zero outs recorded. A work of art.
Orioles legend Thyago Vieira
Witt, Harper and Judge down in order, hang the banner Brazil
USA is 1-for-7 with RISP so far. Feels very Orioles-y.
L O L
I was gonna compare the US lineup to the death star, although historically teenagers perform pretty well against those
Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."
My stupid ass thought she was talking about the WBC
I genuinely am praying that the DR beats this team in the semis
They are boring! Basic! We don't need a white house visit!
They really started Turang over my king ๐
She high on my tower till I cobb
He's back today. He called me "big guy." If he does it again he's gonna need some new teeth.
My god. And that's with like 100 appearances.
He has no feel for balls hit in front of him in the air. It's a car wreck every time he has to run downhill.
The code for MLBtv is supposed to be delivered for opening day. Assuming we'll get it March 25.
Savant rates him worse than DJ. He's awful.
Heston Kjerstad is the worst big league outfielder I have ever seen.
I've seen enough, Chris Bassitt is your opening day starter.
Section 386, Row 11, Seat 10 $107.20 ($89.00 + $18.20 taxes/fees)
The Orioles have put the seats in the left field upper deck up for general sale for Opening Day... $89 before fees, for these seats.
That's a postseason pricetag for a team that finished in last place a year ago.
I've just finished replacing a condensate pump. And before that I repaired the light fixture in our guest bathroom. I am the king of the castle, you can't tell me shit.
Average Yankees loss without judge
Reject modernity, embrace tradition
And Sammy brings him home