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@joelskeetsos

He/him. Orioles and Commanders fan. Purveyor of #KeeganAkinFacts. Love your neighbor.

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Ruh-roh!

07.03.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bryce Harper going 0-4 in the two hole tonight was very predictable

07.03.2026 03:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gunnar gets him

07.03.2026 03:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's still got it.

07.03.2026 03:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brice Turang

07.03.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh please don't hurt Buxton

07.03.2026 02:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember being angry because we burned a Vespi option for him

07.03.2026 02:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Homer Simpson, celebrating "free" gasoline as the pump tolls past $999.99 to $1,000.00.

Homer Simpson, celebrating "free" gasoline as the pump tolls past $999.99 to $1,000.00.

Free gas!

07.03.2026 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vieira's one appearance in Baltimore: four walks, one hit, three earned runs... zero outs recorded. A work of art.

07.03.2026 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Orioles legend Thyago Vieira

07.03.2026 02:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Witt, Harper and Judge down in order, hang the banner Brazil

07.03.2026 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

USA is 1-for-7 with RISP so far. Feels very Orioles-y.

07.03.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

L O L

07.03.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was gonna compare the US lineup to the death star, although historically teenagers perform pretty well against those

07.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

My stupid ass thought she was talking about the WBC

07.03.2026 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I genuinely am praying that the DR beats this team in the semis

They are boring! Basic! We don't need a white house visit!

07.03.2026 01:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They really started Turang over my king ๐Ÿ™„

06.03.2026 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

She high on my tower till I cobb

06.03.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's back today. He called me "big guy." If he does it again he's gonna need some new teeth.

06.03.2026 19:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My god. And that's with like 100 appearances.

06.03.2026 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He has no feel for balls hit in front of him in the air. It's a car wreck every time he has to run downhill.

06.03.2026 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The code for MLBtv is supposed to be delivered for opening day. Assuming we'll get it March 25.

06.03.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Savant rates him worse than DJ. He's awful.

06.03.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heston Kjerstad is the worst big league outfielder I have ever seen.

06.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've seen enough, Chris Bassitt is your opening day starter.

06.03.2026 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Section 386, Row 11, Seat 10
$107.20 ($89.00 + $18.20 taxes/fees)

Section 386, Row 11, Seat 10 $107.20 ($89.00 + $18.20 taxes/fees)

The Orioles have put the seats in the left field upper deck up for general sale for Opening Day... $89 before fees, for these seats.

That's a postseason pricetag for a team that finished in last place a year ago.

06.03.2026 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've just finished replacing a condensate pump. And before that I repaired the light fixture in our guest bathroom. I am the king of the castle, you can't tell me shit.

06.03.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Average Yankees loss without judge

05.03.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reject modernity, embrace tradition

05.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And Sammy brings him home

05.03.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0