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Christopher

@failedimagineer.com

Failed Imagineer Graphic Arts Dept. “Tooned In” since 2019 failedimagineer.com

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So happy the hung the quotation marks

22.08.2025 21:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What if people cared about genocide as much as they cared about a restaurant logo.

22.08.2025 21:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Took me way too long

22.08.2025 19:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I legit thought the front of the train was a dude wearing a hat

22.08.2025 00:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Didn’t work out. But oh well. Thank you!

20.08.2025 23:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anticipation is hard. Could use all the good vibes and 🤞🤞🤞

17.08.2025 23:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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No kings

17.08.2025 18:06 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a blue hoodie is holding a glass of beer and saying smart . ALT: a man in a blue hoodie is holding a glass of beer and saying smart .
13.04.2025 14:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Plz Venmo me $70 so I can get this cool Roger rabbit thing on eBay thx

12.04.2025 23:11 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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10.04.2025 11:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What if Lumon Industries had a basketball team? Your outie buys silly shirts that I make. #severance

10.04.2025 10:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Nice booby trap

19.03.2025 14:38 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haven’t slept since December

18.03.2025 11:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sailin’ on

18.03.2025 11:54 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah yea my son wants to watch EVERYTHING so it’s usually a battle

18.03.2025 10:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hard same. Couldn’t remember my password but deleted that account.

18.03.2025 00:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At what age do you just say “fuck it” and let your kid watch whatever movies they want?

18.03.2025 00:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The best part of that “Spaceman” movie is when the giant spider says “the hot bean water is a sacred ritual”

16.03.2025 22:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I sleep so much better without sleeves

15.03.2025 01:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ABP

Always Be Poopin’

15.03.2025 00:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I actually don’t care which one we get rid of let’s just cut out this nonsense

09.03.2025 15:02 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
A set of four stools in red, green, yellow and white look like a stacked burger because each stool stop is shaped like a piece of the sandwich. The yellow stool top is like a cheese slice. The brown has a padded burger seat. The green is lettuce shaped.

A set of four stools in red, green, yellow and white look like a stacked burger because each stool stop is shaped like a piece of the sandwich. The yellow stool top is like a cheese slice. The brown has a padded burger seat. The green is lettuce shaped.

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Burger stacking stool set by www.instagram.com/houskorea

06.03.2025 18:32 👍 391 🔁 89 💬 5 📌 19

Cool thing about working from home is that no one noticed I left the tag on my new shirt all day

05.03.2025 22:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Made a Roger Rabbit sticker

25.02.2025 12:12 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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a close up of a cat 's paw on a wooden floor next to a couch . ALT: a close up of a cat 's paw on a wooden floor next to a couch .
23.02.2025 22:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Failed Imagineer Failed Imagineer Souvenir Shop

Buy one! shop.failedimagineer.com

23.02.2025 15:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Made a silly sticker if you’d like one

23.02.2025 02:33 👍 62 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

“Dead men tell some tales” - whatever pirate

16.02.2025 18:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same

08.02.2025 13:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0