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Long career as a dilettante at Bell Labs Research and Google, mostly building weird stuff no one uses, but occasionally getting it right, such as with UTF-8 and Go.

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Ian has a way of getting to the nub. This is basically the kind of thing I wrote to Tim Davie about in 2020, though I had no idea how bad it would get. Most of the media has not the slightest notion how to handle a situation like this, and instead tries desperately to normalize it.

06.03.2026 10:30 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

There is a video somewhere on youtube claiming, with convincing arguments, that this may be the best example of cinematic storytelling in a scene.

06.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a special honor, I could try spelling his name correctly.

04.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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An ode to one of the lesser-known joys of spring: the Stephen Collins cartoon Is that blossom or a dog poo bag?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Stephen Collin's cartoons for the Grauniad are special.

This is a standout among standouts. Lyrical, poetic, poignant, and funny.

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

04.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Would love one for @reneefrench.bsky.social the gopher designer….

03.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a grim story I could add here but propriety pulls me back.

02.03.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Me neither!

02.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Family includes everyone! ❀️

17.11.2024 21:40 πŸ‘ 33588 πŸ” 22611 πŸ’¬ 822 πŸ“Œ 922

omg

27.02.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 326 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5
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working on a painting for a group show
at @coreyhelford.bsky.social

27.02.2026 07:25 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Careers | ROOST Join the team at ROOST and help shape the future of open-source online safety.

If you were laid off from Block (or anywhere) and want to stay remote, @roost.tools is hiring for multiple SWE roles and levels.

If you're the kind of person who's deeply satisfied by figuring out why a service has multiple databases and ripping some out, we might be for you! roost.tools/careers

27.02.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Despite the troubles and horrors, we're also living in the most meet-cute buddy movie ever.

26.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 855 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 4
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Made the cover of @acm.org with "A Decade of Docker Containers", recapping much systems work! Docker grew so fast in those early days that we never got a chance to write an academic paper about it, so this has been a long time coming cacm.acm.org/research/a-d... w/ @justincormack.bsky.social djs55

24.02.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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β€˜The bathrooms were rank, but we didn’t care’: how the grimy-but-great CBGB changed rock for ever Half a century ago, the famed New York venue run by a former marine and folk singer was ground zero for the punk and new wave scenes. Now the bands who played there are being celebrated on a 101-track...

CBGB&OMFUG. Iconic and mourned.

www.theguardian.com/music/2026/f...

26.02.2026 09:04 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Spiders - Alex Wild A gallery of true spiders

I don't usually set out to photograph spiders, but after 25 years of this I've accumulated a medium-sized gallery.

25.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Illustrated graphic with the boot-shaped Rubin Observatory atop its site on Cerro PachΓ³n beneath a sparkling night sky and the glowing band of the Milky Way stretching from lower left to upper right. Sprinkled throughout are many "Data alert!" popups, labeled with icons that represent supernovae, asteroids, hungry black holes, and more.

Illustrated graphic with the boot-shaped Rubin Observatory atop its site on Cerro PachΓ³n beneath a sparkling night sky and the glowing band of the Milky Way stretching from lower left to upper right. Sprinkled throughout are many "Data alert!" popups, labeled with icons that represent supernovae, asteroids, hungry black holes, and more.

A 3-by-4 grid of grayscale astronomical images zoomed in on single objects. From left to right, the columns are labeled Template, New image, and difference. From top to bottom, the rows are labeled supernova, variable star, active galactic nucleus, and solar system object.

A 3-by-4 grid of grayscale astronomical images zoomed in on single objects. From left to right, the columns are labeled Template, New image, and difference. From top to bottom, the rows are labeled supernova, variable star, active galactic nucleus, and solar system object.

The largest spot-the-difference effort EVER has begun!🚨

On the night of Feb 24, NSF–DOE Rubin Observatory officially released its first ~800,000 public alerts of detected changes in the night sky!πŸ”

A new era of discovery is here✨ πŸ”­πŸ§ͺβ˜„οΈ

πŸ”—: rubinobservatory.org/news/first-a...

25.02.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 20
scratchboard drawing of a humanoid with its hands on its face

scratchboard drawing of a humanoid with its hands on its face

scratchboard

25.02.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey when I sneeze stuff comes out of my eyes. True. It's tubes all the way down.

25.02.2026 07:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A thousand times this.

24.02.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

There is no sense in which a chatbot can "help" with your schoolwork by making it easier; if it is easier, it is less useful for actual learning (effortful practice is HOW WE LEARN) and therefore the chatbot has not helped, but has only hindered.

24.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 1089 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 6

My favorite (not) involved running an electric current through my eyeball. Bodies are very disappointing.

Sorry.

24.02.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

STOP LAUNCHING CRAP WE DON'T NEED OR WANT

It's staggeringly depressing how blithely they plan to ruin everything. Everything.

I went to a dark site last week so I could say goodbye to the sky. Took a little hand-held photo and guess what? A satellite trail appeared.

Just stop!

23.02.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

genuinely in awe of how audaciously stupid this plan is

23.02.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 40976 πŸ” 10908 πŸ’¬ 312 πŸ“Œ 340
An embroidered patch shows a scene in space with an asteroid hurtling towards earth and a Tyrannosaurus rex (also in space) with its mouth open, either screaming or trying to bite the asteroid (I don't know). Along the top of the patch it says "NEO SURVEYOR." At the bottom of the patch it says, "NEVER AGAIN."

An embroidered patch shows a scene in space with an asteroid hurtling towards earth and a Tyrannosaurus rex (also in space) with its mouth open, either screaming or trying to bite the asteroid (I don't know). Along the top of the patch it says "NEO SURVEYOR." At the bottom of the patch it says, "NEVER AGAIN."

This unofficial patch for the NEO Surveyor project that my husband brought home from work is sending me.

04.04.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 633 πŸ” 165 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 12
a dashboard odometer reading 105 66666

a dashboard odometer reading 105 66666

β€œiOS is the beast,” says car

20.02.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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All I’m saying is, some of you have been a little hasty in writing phrenology off as a science.

18.02.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 1303 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 17
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Inspecting the Source of Go Modules Code hosts like GitHub don't necessarily show the correct source of Go modules. pkg.geomys.dev is a new convenient viewer for module source.

The Go Checksum Database guarantees that every single Go build uses the same source for a given module version.

However, GitHub might not show you that code.

pkg.geomys.dev displays the canonical source of a Go module, and it comes with browser extensions to replace pkg.go.dev source links.

12.02.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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go/src/go/build/deps_test.go at f65692ea562bf24c21ae46854e98584dd4bcc201 Β· golang/go The Go programming language. Contribute to golang/go development by creating an account on GitHub.

Very few people know that the Go standard library has an internal DSL used to make sure that no new intra-stdlib dependencies are added when a change happens:

github.com/golang/go/bl...

17.02.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0