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Don’t want to stop, uses more fuel than just coasting and picking up the pace again.

13.03.2026 07:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I WANT TO STOP LIVING IN A COUNTRY SCRIPTED BY AMARNO IANUCCI

13.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Most people who ask for realism actually want verisimilitude but can't spell it.

12.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

RE-upping this because its a rugby ball.

bsky.app/profile/cont...

13.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A male elephant seal laying in short grass with a beach in the background. Its head is lifted and mouth is wide open as it lets out an aggressive call.

A male elephant seal laying in short grass with a beach in the background. Its head is lifted and mouth is wide open as it lets out an aggressive call.

A portrait of a male elephant seal sitting up relaxed. It’s long snout is draped down its face, looking like a muppet

A portrait of a male elephant seal sitting up relaxed. It’s long snout is draped down its face, looking like a muppet

Inside you there are two Elephant Seals 🐘 🦭
#mammals #seals

12.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 377 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

FUCK YEAH

12.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Henry or Chris?

12.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
21.00 FILM: MEDICAL STUDENT, A BIT ODD
Marvel prequel to 'Doctor Strange'

21.00 FILM: MEDICAL STUDENT, A BIT ODD Marvel prequel to 'Doctor Strange'

We made it to Thursday everyone, give yourself Β£5 as a reward.

12.03.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Heard that as through Jordan Luck was signing it

12.03.2026 07:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know who else purged his army and went into an alliance with a country looking to expand to the east?

12.03.2026 07:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see our finance minister has an alt.

12.03.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s another one of those National-hate-National moments. How much hydro did Holyoake and Muldoon Build only for that tiny eunuch Simeon to cancel them?

12.03.2026 07:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, Welly is special. For example most other places I fly into have billboards for tech bros to market to CEOs like cyber or AI or blockchain or whatever it is this week.

Here’s it’s 3D modelling plugins.

12.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How nice to have visitor this evening πŸͺΆ

11.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2. I think we can do without incredible insights as 'benefit numbers are high cos job market is grim'. Why is it grim? Cos Govt and RBNZ have worked together to create unemployment. This was the plan; the reckonomists just didn't know how hard it would be to pull out of the dive. They never do.(3/n)

11.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œA Second Time As Farce”

11.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A porcupine perched on a tree trunk that has been partially uprooted by the wind, so it’s nearly horizontal

A porcupine perched on a tree trunk that has been partially uprooted by the wind, so it’s nearly horizontal

You may need a thing about now that isn’t awful. Here. Have a porcupine in a tree that I spotted near the St Lawrence River. I talked to them for a while and told them they were cool. I hope they got the vibe.

11.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 651 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 3

Sloppers incapable of understanding consent, once again.

11.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOh but what about the lost hours” people literally died to work fewer hours a week, what’s wrong with you?

11.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Quite apart from anything else, siestas are the oddest thing for people to cast aspersions on. It’s a hot day, had a big lunch, who doesn’t want a little nap? It seems supremely rational!

11.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.

trade disputes and conspiracies βœ”οΈ

republic subverted over sex hangups βœ”οΈ

β€œsand people” killed, royalty indifferent βœ”οΈ

naive idiot casts vote for tyranny βœ”οΈ

villains with silly names like β€œdooku” βœ”οΈ

powerful clerical order screwing up βœ”οΈ

list goes on

11.03.2026 10:38 πŸ‘ 5712 πŸ” 1395 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 16
2 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled β€œClient Feedback (2012)
Red Guy sits at his desk typing on his laptop. There is a bubble on the right hand side of the panel showing his screen.
A small text panel says β€œand the”. There is an arrow pointing to the bottom of the words with a correction box that reads: β€œText is slightly misaligned. Please fix”

Panel 2 is titled β€œClient feedback (2026)
Red Guy is slouched on chair typing into his phone. His phone screen shows a panel of text that is complete gibberish. This time the correction reads β€œnot alphabet but who give a fuck”

2 panel comic Panel 1 is titled β€œClient Feedback (2012) Red Guy sits at his desk typing on his laptop. There is a bubble on the right hand side of the panel showing his screen. A small text panel says β€œand the”. There is an arrow pointing to the bottom of the words with a correction box that reads: β€œText is slightly misaligned. Please fix” Panel 2 is titled β€œClient feedback (2026) Red Guy is slouched on chair typing into his phone. His phone screen shows a panel of text that is complete gibberish. This time the correction reads β€œnot alphabet but who give a fuck”

client feedback in the GenAI era

11.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 3061 πŸ” 618 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 20

important

11.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A cartoon illustration of a woman having her first sip of coffee and a multicolored blast of ideas are pouring out of her head. Caption reads "It only ever happened on the first sip, but it occurred the same way each and every damn morning."

A cartoon illustration of a woman having her first sip of coffee and a multicolored blast of ideas are pouring out of her head. Caption reads "It only ever happened on the first sip, but it occurred the same way each and every damn morning."

Magical. #grickledoodle #coffee #caffiene #morning #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

11.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 273 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5
A quote from George Mackay, The History of Bendigo (1891), page 165. The part surrounded by asterisks below is highlighted in the screenshot:

The Bendigo Cavalry troop was established in 1861, and in the following year became known as the Sandhurst Troop of Prince of Wales’ Victorian Volunteer Light Horse. **Captain Bastard, the first in command,** was succeeded by Captain Julius Cohn. In 1865 Captain Robert Moorhead assumed command, which he retained till 1875, when he was promoted to the rank of Major, Lieutenant Sibley succeeding him as Captain. In 1878 Lieutenant Henderson was promoted to the rank of Captain, and accepted the command of the troop. On his retirement in 1880, Captain Sibley resumed command, which he held till the disbandment of the troop in February, 1884.

A quote from George Mackay, The History of Bendigo (1891), page 165. The part surrounded by asterisks below is highlighted in the screenshot: The Bendigo Cavalry troop was established in 1861, and in the following year became known as the Sandhurst Troop of Prince of Wales’ Victorian Volunteer Light Horse. **Captain Bastard, the first in command,** was succeeded by Captain Julius Cohn. In 1865 Captain Robert Moorhead assumed command, which he retained till 1875, when he was promoted to the rank of Major, Lieutenant Sibley succeeding him as Captain. In 1878 Lieutenant Henderson was promoted to the rank of Captain, and accepted the command of the troop. On his retirement in 1880, Captain Sibley resumed command, which he held till the disbandment of the troop in February, 1884.

Sorry, the first in command of this cavalry troop was named Captain WHO?

11.03.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3
A golden sunset over parked aircraft

A golden sunset over parked aircraft

Aucks putting on a nice backdrop for the planes

11.03.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NEAR AND FAR (1975): This BBC educational series for schools had a decidedly eerie title sequence, with a theme tune best described as 'queasy'.

Now turn to page 666 in your exercise books.

10.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 13

Stuff really has gone full cooker

10.03.2026 08:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like supporting Netanyahu isn’t working out well for Ukraine.

10.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Peter Thiel and Jeffrey Epstein Had a Yearslong Relationship Emails from the Jeffrey Epstein files show the late pedophile trying to connect far-right tech mogul Peter Thiel and former Israeli prime minister Ehud Barak on at least six separate occasions.

Thanks, John Key: jacobin.com/2026/03/thie...

10.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0