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07.03.2026 04:16
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BROWT GANG
HE PHOTOSYNTHESIZES WITH HIS DAMN EYEBROWS !
Browt
he killed the chatter with that last line
i don’t believe that the hockey guys are evil but i do think they’re dumbass meatheads privileged enough to be ignorant of the entire world outside of their locker room and that they fully lack emotional intelligence. hell, most of them don’t even have a personality.
yall ever think about the neverending story? about the beginning of the movie when bastian’s dad straight up drinks raw eggs?
Chani and Paul talking... CHANI: So, Paul, how's the Muad'Dib job going? PAUL: They pay me in woims. CHANI: {math lady overlay, thinking about woims} PAUL: Woims.
I've been woimpilled
It's time for some woimposting
sorry i missed out on the discourse today i was busy playing minecraft with my friends from real life
they’re burning investor cash! they raised $8M in 2023 and another $15M in 2024 and they have until that VC money’s gone to worry about revenue
my least favorite part is that Canada’s game is equally sponsored by ozempic and wegovy
unable to stand another single minute of Kenny Albert i am watching the CBC broadcast of today’s game. my favorite part is that there is not a single positive word about any Tkachuk.
Kenny Albert and Eddie Olczyk should be fired for their inability to actually do their jobs and commentate on the game in front of them
i’m crashing out. i’m losing it. someone give me a phone number to call and complain this is so fucking disrespectful to the entire nations of slovakia and finland.
Kenny Albert is gonna make me smash my television if he doesn’t quit glazing Team USA and start talking about the game actually in front of him
Fred Willard and Jim Piddock in Best in Show
"Another glorious day at Milan Cortina for the Olympic Games! I'm Buck Laughlin, joined by Trevor Beckwith—Trevor have you ever driven a Milan Cortina?"
"...I, I don't think—"
"Great mileage, needs a roomier back seat. Gas grass or 'uh-oh,' nobody rides for free. Trevor Beckwith, your thoughts."
huge part of watching sports is getting to indulge in being a hater
there’s too many damn florida panthers in this hockey game!!
[TRYING TO MAKE GENDERED STEREOTYPES BUT ALL THE WOMEN I KNOW ARE GAMES JOURNALISTS OR DEVELOPERS] all women prefer mass effect 1 to mass effect 2
huge disrespect!!
Only patriotic about women’s hockey 🦅🇺🇸
With that win, Laila Edwards is the first Black American woman to win an Olympic medal in hockey. And she won gold!!!! Making more Black history in Black History Month! 🥳🥳🥳
WOMEN!
is tara lipinski on tv all the time or just during the olympics?
One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés
between working in tech during the day watching sports at night i am driven just a little more insane by each and every waking hour
