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jesus christ

touching grass is not enough i need to Confront Grass

quibi should just make a tiktok channel and put all its shit there. but I'm sure all those files were scrubbed from those harrd drives

congrats to all you pokopia players!

Judge's rule: it counts

Fuck if I know!
Never met em!
Don't even know their names!

lololol

I couldn't tell for at least 30 minutes

no, its touching

Honorable Mention to Frankenstein. Del Toro has not missed as for as I'm concerned. I think we had just reached the "I'm not sure if this is AI" phase of life and there was so much ugly "imagine if ai made whatever movie you wanted" stuff out.
This movie was filled with true art. I felt fulfilled

I forgot about Wake Up Dead Man.
It was my least favorite of the Knives Out but Glenn Close and Daniel Craig really just lit a fire in me with their various monologues.
(I forgot Jackie from that 70s show was in it. Also a complete waste of Kerry Washington and Moriarty)

I'm not sure if I believe in ghosts but the couple this series is about were most likely swindlers.
It has also come to my attention that the couple took in a 15 year old ward(!!!!??) from the streets and THE 30 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN STARTED SLEEPING WITH HER
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I liked the stage show when i saw it 15?? years ago. I like musicals. I like the incarnation of Ariana Grande that existed 10 years ago. Made sense on paper.
Then they filmed it in a weird ass washed out color pallet, made it twice as long without adding enough music or interesting story beats.

("the last showgirl"should be on this top of the top list as well)

#ChainsawMan #RezeArc

I'm afraid it's peak.

#DemonSlayer #IfinityCastle
It's coming out in theaters again this weekend and I'm going back!

AND TO CAP OFF THE NIGHT
MY VIP TOP OF THE TOP BEST MOVIES OF 2025!

#Sinners!
"I heard you loud and clear, but then you stuck your tongue in my coos and fucked me so hard I figured you changed your mind."

Shakespeare could fucking never.

I recently saw a clip where JLaw says she'd never do a movie like Mother! again. Interesting cuz #DieMyLove seemed to be the same movie to me, minus the snapped baby and army invasion.
Tied with Bogonia for the worst thing to happen to me in the cinema in 2025. I also wish I left this screening

I think I have to accept that besides Easy A, I can't watch anything starring Emma Stone. I wish I walked out of #Bogonia but I kept waiting for it to stop sucking. It didn't

I have walked out of 4 movies in my life (two of them starred Joaquin Phoenix)
#Eddington was one of them. I left right before That British Twink was about to make Phoenix into a cuck for the second time in the movie. I also don't need to watch a movie that defends anti-maskers and anti-vaxers.

ROUNDING OUT THE TOP (BOTTOM?) WORST FILMS IN SAW LAST YEAR
#W2CKED
WHERE DID SHE GET THAT FUCK SWEATER? DOES SHE KNIT? ARE THERE OTHERS? DID SHE ONLY WEAR IT THE NIGHT FIYERO FUCKED HER IN THAT TREE?

I forgot about #HIM
The writer of this movie wanted us to know that they studied traumatic brain injuries in athletes and also the epstien files. I feel like no one would produce it so they made the plot unintelligible, added a bunch of sexual violence and silences and A24 picked it up

The last movie I saw in 2025 and thankfully it picked me up after some real pieces of trash I saw in November and December:
#TheHousemaid is really just...dumb and fun. Whoever that guy is is really nice to look at naked. Breast-enjoyers will be happy Sweeny wears a pushup bra even in PJs.

#BlackPhone2 was strangely religious but it was also a secret rebrand on Nightmare on Elm St: The Dream Warriors. Basically these kids develop their psychic powers to stop Ethan Hawke from killing them in their dreams. Minus points for not taking off his shirt this time 😩

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#KissoftheSpiderWoman - see below

A gay, horny, clever, funny noir with multiple shots of Chris Evan's tight ass? #HoneyDont? More like Honey, don't stop!

#Superman? Good.
Mr. Terrific? Good
Louis? Whatever
Krypto? Eh.
Hawkgirl? Good
The Engineer?! OMFG LETS GOOOO!

I don't like any John Wick movies after the first one. I cannot help but see how the stunties are constantly standing, moving their hands & waiting their turn to get kicked in the face.
In #TheBallerina the fights involve mostly one or two goons, are quick, frantic, funnier and thus more rewarding.

If you know me, you know I can't stand how Jai Courtney was forced upon us for a decade by The Powers That Be. But, #DangerousAnimals makes great use of him as a drunk, evil, Bizarro Steve Irwin in this summer slasher set Down Under.