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I don’t like that I’m now thinking of Thick COVID

THE PRISONER: Whatcha thinkin' about, Columbo?

COLUMBO: Oh, just whether we'll ever get out of this Village

THE PRISONER: I expect we won't, will we

COULMB9: Probably not

THE PRNSNIWR: Our names aren't spelling right anymore

COEIUMN92O: Is that right? My wife, she's— wait ... ɘᎸiw ʏm ꙅi ɘɿɘʜw

Is it still a controversial option if it’s shared by everyone?

I’m so tired. Can’t building train infrastructure be the next tech billionaire fetish?

✨ It’s a yes or no question ✨

Hello, I’m professor Richard Wolf. Today on economic update, I’m going to make you howl.

I went through the same thing with an original version of Katamari Damacy. At least you get have something cool on a shelf.

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, they hug.

AI reveals the demons that live in our bathroom mirrors.

I get the trillion dollar investment now.

AI FAIL: Realtor accidentally adds a SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON to this apartment bathroom in listing YouTube video by TAKE MY WIFI PLEASE

I just posted a fun short about the AI fail where a realtor used AI to stage an apartment in DC and the AI added some kind of sleep paralysis demon banshee to the apartment bathroom. go watch it!!!! and like and share please!! I worked hard on this one lol

Me, when you're not a guest on @hatespeechpod.bsky.social

Looking for healthy young men to drink whole milk with me in my hot tub.

The drippy font is milk, not the other thing.

I don’t like how I drifted into the Jim and Derrick universe

Ripping off a fistful of toilet paper from the forever roll like god intended.

Do it. Close all your tabs and live free.

Never a bad time to read a book about curling that’s meant to be enjoyed by curlers and non-curlers alike!

I think my favorite part about Unreal is that different types of strings all just look purple to me.

Solidus confirmed Bi

In the future, we’ll all be drinking bug milk. Disgusting!

Cursed Idea #246: Play loud advertisements in low income apartment rooms. For $250 a month, you can upgrade to Resident + that lowers the volume and pauses ads during sleep hours.

Women: I’m getting experimental skull realignment surgery to shift the back of my head to a cuter angle. It costs $9000 and there is a 68% survival rate.

Men: I don’t like how moisturizer feels. What do you mean it’s absorbs into my skin!?!

Phrenologic research has really been lacking in the game industry.

Come for the spite, stay for the tight gameplay

That’s real nice of Grummz to be out here promoting small indie developers.

I checked out Relooted and it’s a lot of fun.

Have him washed and sent to my quarters.
When I am done with him
Have him washed in oil set to 350°F for about 8-12 minutes and sent to my quarters

Amazing

She James my Van Der till I Beek

I hate that I’m going to buy this.

Don’t give these ideas away for free!

There is absolutely a chemical cocktail out there that will make you think of Goku.