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David Wheeler

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The future is kind of just a bunch of dogs shitting on the floor forever but they've all got these horrible white guy human faces and they keep going "Things are changing. Fast. Don't get left behind. This is the future. Catch the wave" over and over and over really fucking loud

04.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sarah Flounders on Iran #US #Iran

02.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"AI is a part of everyday life" because companies keeps trying to force it to happen, not because its a good, organic or practical product.

I know thats not a catchy headline but its more truthful.

03.03.2026 10:36 πŸ‘ 358 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
Miyamoto: When pornography escalates, it eventually crosses into the grotesque. I think the world of "hidden secrets" in games has almost reached that same grotesque level. It's reached a point where it isn't measured by common sense anymore. It's just people getting bored and looking for stronger and stronger stimulation. We've hit a wall. When you're at the point where you have no choice but to go "grotesque," you have to start thinking of new ways to use the medium.

Miyamoto: When pornography escalates, it eventually crosses into the grotesque. I think the world of "hidden secrets" in games has almost reached that same grotesque level. It's reached a point where it isn't measured by common sense anymore. It's just people getting bored and looking for stronger and stronger stimulation. We've hit a wall. When you're at the point where you have no choice but to go "grotesque," you have to start thinking of new ways to use the medium.

I BETTER SEE THIS SHIGERU MIYAMOTO QUOTE ALONGSIDE HIS OTHER FAMOUS ONES

02.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 1370 πŸ” 366 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 91

I’ve always thought I’m not smart enough to write a best-selling book, but after a couple years listening to @ifbookspod.bsky.social I realized the truth is that I’m not dumb enough

06.02.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 160 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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pg_clickhouse is the fastest Postgres extension on ClickBench The pg_clickhouse extension minimizes the effort required to run typical analytics queries in Postgres by delegating execution to ClickHouse.

pg_clickhouse is the fastest PostgreSQL extension on ClickBench.

We built pg_clickhouse to let you query ClickHouse directly from Postgres. Rather than shoehorn analytics into Postgres, pg_clickhouse pushes down full query execution to ClickHouse.

clickhou.se/4qM2v8u

18.02.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would be interesting to compare the results on more recent models - but this problem won’t go away. LLMs are always going to be extrapolating from what has already, and often, been thought, which is why they aren’t windows to the future but anchors to the past.

07.02.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 348 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 9
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Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level

07.02.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 33155 πŸ” 6077 πŸ’¬ 806 πŸ“Œ 436
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How a discovery in Yellowstone National Park led to the development of PCR - Richmond Scientific A discovery in Yellowstone National Park led to the development of PCR, the gold-standard COVID-19 tests used to fight the global pandemic.

Reminder: Nobel-prize winning PCR (1983), used in basically all genetic tech today, was only possible because of extremophile bacterium discovered in 1964 in Yellowstone funded by a small ~$80k NSF grant with no obvious application at the time. #science πŸ§ͺ
www.richmondscientific.com/how-a-discov...

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Statement from Portland, OR, Mayor Keith Wilson following today's unprovoked attack by ICE on peaceful protesters.

The image is an excerpt. The full letter is available at www.portland.gov/mayor/keith-...

01.02.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 2304 πŸ” 933 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 40

Jesus, save me from your followers.

22.01.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

22.01.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 15491 πŸ” 5781 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 1555
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AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth

I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.

21.01.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 7928 πŸ” 2122 πŸ’¬ 190 πŸ“Œ 254

Anyone who actually does work: this sucks, this fucking sucks

People who don’t work: amazing shit, just amazing

21.01.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today is National Thesaurus Day.

Personally, we find these made-up holidays contemptible, abhorrent, nauseating, repugnant, and unpalatable.

18.01.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 2023 πŸ” 407 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 23
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Rain, snow or shine! Nurses are holding down the line!

Striking NYC nurses continued their MLK weekend actions by taking their message from the picket lines to the home of Montefiore CEO, Dr. Ozuah, demanding "Fair Contract Now!"

19.01.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
Mayor Lurie Launches Family Opportunity Agenda to Make San Francisco More Affordable for Families | SF.gov Under Family Opportunity Agenda, Every Family With Kids Under Five Will Have Access to Child Care, Making San Francisco First City in U.S. to Achieve Goal; New Pilot Program Will Allow SFUSD Students ...

San Francisco is going to give families making under $230k free child care for kids under 5. It is nice to see that good things can still happen.

www.sf.gov/news-mayor-l...

19.01.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 256 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

This is your regular reminder that authoritarianism is just domestic abuse writ large.

12.01.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 3737 πŸ” 1010 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 17
Sign held up with handwritten text: "If they are going to shoot us and then call us fucking bitches, then we need to be bigger fucking bitches"

Sign held up with handwritten text: "If they are going to shoot us and then call us fucking bitches, then we need to be bigger fucking bitches"

A favorite sign from today's NYC protest march

11.01.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 9364 πŸ” 2103 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 46
Rian Johnson Breaks Down a Scene From 'Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery' | Vanity Fair
Rian Johnson Breaks Down a Scene From 'Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery' | Vanity Fair YouTube video by Vanity Fair

Hey. I directed @rianjohnson.bsky.social’s WAKE UP DEAD MAN Notes of a Scene for @vanityfair.com and which I basically co-opted so I could talk to Rian about writing murder mysteries. (Filmed at the Toronto International Film Fesrival 9/7/25)

youtu.be/98ArZ8w5K9s?...

18.12.2025 17:36 πŸ‘ 263 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

30.12.2025 04:21 πŸ‘ 39077 πŸ” 9132 πŸ’¬ 393 πŸ“Œ 220

This cross-pollination IS how new ideas happen. EVERY field needs humanistic thinking, that's why they call PhDs "Doctors of Philosophy"

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02.12.2025 16:03 πŸ‘ 2540 πŸ” 273 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 18

If you think your job is not to tell the truth but to "challenge your audience's assumptions" if the latter is in tension with the former then you're going to end up lying. bsky.app/profile/larr...

02.12.2025 16:03 πŸ‘ 1625 πŸ” 370 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 11
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Guy voted for a rapist and just can’t figure out why his daughters are mad at him. Clearly it must be something wrong with them.

02.12.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 8480 πŸ” 1860 πŸ’¬ 1180 πŸ“Œ 245
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23.11.2025 05:57 πŸ‘ 13771 πŸ” 2209 πŸ’¬ 163 πŸ“Œ 113

Generals gathered in their massesss
Just like witches at black massesss
Evil minds that plot destructiooooon
Sorcerer of deathβ€²s constructioooon
In the fields, the bodies burniiiing
As the war machine keeps turniiing
Death and hatred to mankiiiiind
Poisoning their brainwashed miyinds
WHOA LORD YEAH

22.11.2025 23:26 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 12

PLEASE this.

And also to scientists writing press releases, too - calling something "AI" when it was actually your student spending 12 months fitting and validating a model is disingenuous

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