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A Very Tired Online Creator AuDHD, Indigenous, polyam, chronically online Free streamer resources https://fatsackfails.com/resources 35, He/Him, Austin TX π§ hello@fatsackfails.com https://fatsackfails.com/linkinbio
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Fatsack Fails at Diablo II Resurrected
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Slaying demons and vibin'. Checking out the new Warlock class and trying to enjoy this lazy Sunday
Fatsack Fails at Morphsuit Hype
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Can't type.., pink suit too cumbersome. it's my birthday and i have to wear this ridiculous thing. come say hi. I can't see chat but I will do my best
Fatsack posing with his birthday cake. It's a chocolate cheesecake and has three candles of the number three placed on top. The image has been hastily edited to include the appropriate amount of mathematical symbols to make the final solution equal to 36.
Happy birthday to me! Here's to 36 years around the planet π₯³
Please send birthday wishes in the form of:
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Positive affirmations
πΈ Cold hard cash
π Tasteful nudes
π Any combination thereof
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photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. π§΅ π
Fatsack squinting off into the distance on a sunny day
Working on a Monday should be illegal π
JAYsin JAYHSOAHN jaySUN
Fatsack Fails at Date Everything!
Fatsack seductively looking at you while smelling a rose
LIVE - twitch.tv/fatsackfails
I just got home from work (working to support you bbygrl) and I'm ready for love. And by love I of course mean Date Everything!
Use !valentine in chat to shoot me with Cupid's arrow π
πππ the heart shaped frames are awesome!
Will you be my Valentine? You've seen me naked. I'm your Valentine whether you like it or not.
Pinkies out when you eat it from the back! Stay classy this Valentine's
Cute face pic of Fatsack. He's wearing pink and red
More inappropriate Valentine's cards and a cute face pic just for you π₯Ί
You're cute and you make the horny part of my brain make animal noises
Thanks for the nudes
Please. PLEEEEEEEASE. Bro you gotta. Come on for real please. Just a little bit. I'm dying. Please
All I need is you. And bad things to happen to billionaires
I made some inappropriate Valentine's cards for you ππ
Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. βMonkey Stronger Together.β
A cute selfie of Fatsack. There's a cheesey heart filter applied. It's captioned, "Heartwarming! Autistic man you're in love with takes yet another expressionless selfie"
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Sometimes I get bored and make stupid things on my phone
The girl scouts are out in full force today
I'm getting mean mugged by middle schoolers on my lunch break
"Look at this broke ass man in his mid-thirties who can't even buy a box of thin mints π€‘"
I'm sorry, Kourtneigh πππ
Can you sing it? Maybe that will help folks figure out what it is
For those who can, here are links to donate directly to local efforts on the ground resisting ICE's terrorizing of Minneapolis. Let me know what you donated to where, and I'll match it until I get a panicked call from my bank!
linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid
Mmm pasta nap π΄ π
Just saw a custom decal on the back of a jacked up pickup truck that says "Christ is King"
Normally I wouldn't think anything of it, but it's in comic sans font π€£
Fatsack fails at Morphsuit hype
π΄ LIVE - twitch.tv/fatsackfails
#MorphsuitHype stream is a go!! Let's raise money for Save the Children
Playing BALLxPIT and we are Ballin' and Bawlin'!
Fatsack wearing a pink spandex mask with his glasses over it
"How's the charity streaming going, Ethan?"
Oh. You know π€‘
Fatsack Fails at Skyrim with Crowd Control
βοΈ LIVE - twitch.tv/fatsackfails
I'm playing as a Khajiit Robin Hood: steal from the rich, give to the poor, dodge roving gangs of Mudcrabs that kill me in one hit
Skyrim w/ @crowdcontrol.live starts now! Donate to @savethechildren.org and get extra coins to mess with the game!
We hit 2 more milestone goals tonight! Ignore how sad I sound in this clip, I'm very happy we hit them π
Major shout out to @humblebundle.com for donation matching during the stream, ensuring that I have to wear this stupid pink spandex mask throughout the rest of the campaign
Fatsack Fails at Mass Effect
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Day 4 of #GamingTuesday charity event starts with some Mass Effect 2!
Let's save the galaxy and raise some money FOR THE KIDS β¨
π₯Hi hi hi!β¨
I'm Kiwisnstars & I'm 1 of the new Community Specialists for the Twitch Latin Guild for 2026!
Community is more important than ever, esp now, & I'm looking forward to meeting you all while growing & learning from you all well as @El_JeFenix & I go into this role!
#twitchunityguilds
β¨ fatsackfails.com/charity
If you can donate, please do. If you can't, consider sharing my link with friends and family, or sharing any of the other Gaming Tuesday campaigns that are currently going on. Every dollar helps!