Chip Chantry

“…that’s the thing about those heights… They’re so WUTHERING.”

Back when I first heard the commercials for Draft Kings, I thought they were saying "Giraffe Kings", and quite honestly, I was a happier person then.

BREAKING: Kristi Noem has been cast in next season’s Dancing with the Czars.

Nick Drake’s BRYTER LAYTER is 55 years old today.
10/10. No skips.

I thought this was a very rare swing and a miss from CF, or more likely, I didn't get the reference. But now, on this cold, dreary morning, the world makes sense again. That's why you are a big sitar, Finnegan.

The Catered Quiz: Jeff Lyons answers questions about ’80s punk and new wave music The podcaster takes his turn on the trivia program.

I had a very fun (and nerve-racking) time on The Catered Quiz podcast, where I did my best to answer questions about 80s Punk and New Wave! Please take a listen and feel free to chastise me for some wrong answers!

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Please enjoy my 5,000 word article on how I'm trying to get into King Crimson, but just keep putting on Beastie Boys albums on instead.

Year: 1960 Format: Print Advert Illustrator: John Falter Client: Sanka Coffee

Hi friends, thank you for the kind words about Starr. They meant a lot to me. To show my appreciation, I've served up a piping hot new edition of "Good Good Things" just for you.

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Can we call a Mulligan on Iran?

this year i am going to hit a cadbury egg with a bat

Goodbye, Sweet Starr I'm heartbroken to say, our beautiful girl, Starr, has left us.

Tried to write some words about my sweet dog, you know, for closure, but wow, it's tough. I included a bunch of nice photos.

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Trump: "Finally, we honor one more American soldier, a fallen warria of world. Of wars. And really, terra.”

What if we told Trump that we weren't MAD about Iran, just disappointed?

Do we really NEED more madness this March?

ICE and our own military have killed Americans this year.

Chip Chantry - ArtsQuest Chip Chantry is a stand up comedian, television writer and actor who can be seen in his role as Kyle the Liar on the Netflix comedy series Tires, his debut comedy special Move Closer, and as co-host o...

BETHLEHEM, PA: Steel Stacks is one of my favorite shows every year. See you NEXT FRIDAY, March 13th! It's gonna be, as they say, A DOOZY.
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since oil prices are rising, does anyone know if i can substitute liver or cheaper cuts of steak for gasoline

The last stop on every Erin Express this year should be an Army recruitment center.

I can’t believe we’re losing Neil Sedaka and civilization as we know it in one weekend.

Trying to turn my hobby horse into a side hustle horse.

My alpha male training camp got cancelled this weekend because it’s gonna be too chilly.

I’ve never been to Australia PER SE, but one time I got electrocuted while doing an INXS song at karaoke.

My new venture communist company is doing OK so far.

Found video from my 8th birthday party.

It's crazy that as a child, I was shown a wealthy duck who swam in his own coins, and I thought "Wow- billionaires are really disgusting".

Not watching it- but is Prince Andrew featuring for Trump?

In the US Men's Hockey locker room, Kash Patel got so drunk he couldn't even see straight

GEOFF!