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Chip Chantry

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Comedian, writer, twenty-third President of the United States. Seen on Netflix's TIRES. Check out my new special, MOVE CLOSER, on Youtube. https://youtu.be/_QKarKuuTdU?si=1cU6miLvUcs16w9-

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GREAT PIZZA, GREAT PALS!

13.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember: it's one Pam Bondus, and multiple Pam Bondi.

12.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus is my crowd work clip.

12.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TUESDAY NIGHT HAIKU:

These scented trash bags
Smell exactly like my dead
grandmother's perfume.

11.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Teachers in Pennsylvania are now required by law to start teaching cursive writing again. Apparently someone found a loophole.

09.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Just got into this year's Riyadh Comedy Festival!!!

09.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, YOU may be against the war in Iran, but the bright side that you're not acknowledging is that we are making a BILLION DOLLARS A DAY from it.

(Slowly turns chart right side up)

09.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AI videos just look like if characters from the game Guess Who came to life.

07.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œβ€¦that’s the thing about those heights… They’re so WUTHERING.”

06.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Back when I first heard the commercials for Draft Kings, I thought they were saying "Giraffe Kings", and quite honestly, I was a happier person then.

05.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Kristi Noem has been cast in next season’s Dancing with the Czars.

05.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nick Drake’s BRYTER LAYTER is 55 years old today.
10/10. No skips.

05.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought this was a very rare swing and a miss from CF, or more likely, I didn't get the reference. But now, on this cold, dreary morning, the world makes sense again. That's why you are a big sitar, Finnegan.

05.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Catered Quiz: Jeff Lyons answers questions about ’80s punk and new wave music The podcaster takes his turn on the trivia program.

I had a very fun (and nerve-racking) time on The Catered Quiz podcast, where I did my best to answer questions about 80s Punk and New Wave! Please take a listen and feel free to chastise me for some wrong answers!

milwaukeerecord.com/podcast/the-...

04.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Please enjoy my 5,000 word article on how I'm trying to get into King Crimson, but just keep putting on Beastie Boys albums on instead.

04.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Year: 1960

Format: Print Advert

Illustrator: John Falter

Client: Sanka Coffee

Year: 1960 Format: Print Advert Illustrator: John Falter Client: Sanka Coffee

Hi friends, thank you for the kind words about Starr. They meant a lot to me. To show my appreciation, I've served up a piping hot new edition of "Good Good Things" just for you.

www.gojeffgo.com/good-good-th...

04.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can we call a Mulligan on Iran?

02.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this year i am going to hit a cadbury egg with a bat

02.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0
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Goodbye, Sweet Starr I'm heartbroken to say, our beautiful girl, Starr, has left us.

Tried to write some words about my sweet dog, you know, for closure, but wow, it's tough. I included a bunch of nice photos.

www.gojeffgo.com/goodbye-swee...

02.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 247 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump: "Finally, we honor one more American soldier, a fallen warria of world. Of wars. And really, terra.”

02.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 3184 πŸ” 902 πŸ’¬ 683 πŸ“Œ 630

What if we told Trump that we weren't MAD about Iran, just disappointed?

02.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Do we really NEED more madness this March?

02.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

ICE and our own military have killed Americans this year.

02.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Chip Chantry - ArtsQuest Chip Chantry is a stand up comedian, television writer and actor who can be seen in his role as Kyle the Liar on the Netflix comedy series Tires, his debut comedy special Move Closer, and as co-host o...

BETHLEHEM, PA: Steel Stacks is one of my favorite shows every year. See you NEXT FRIDAY, March 13th! It's gonna be, as they say, A DOOZY.
www.artsquest.org/event/chip-c...

02.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

since oil prices are rising, does anyone know if i can substitute liver or cheaper cuts of steak for gasoline

02.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The last stop on every Erin Express this year should be an Army recruitment center.

02.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe we’re losing Neil Sedaka and civilization as we know it in one weekend.

28.02.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to turn my hobby horse into a side hustle horse.

27.02.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0