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Software developer at Microsoft doing macOS and iOS stuff, formerly Xbox and Apple. Assume I’m skeptical of ${tech fad of the week}. It’s too cold wherever I am.

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a cartoon drawing of mewtwo wearing sunglasses with music notes behind him Alt: a cartoon drawing of mewtwo wearing sunglasses with music notes behind him
07.02.2026 08:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

minor point of order since it keeps coming up, it's "Woke 2" and not "Woke 2.0". we're leaving tech industry bullshit behind too

06.02.2026 18:20 👍 1384 🔁 119 💬 53 📌 4
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

28.01.2026 01:51 👍 25428 🔁 6953 💬 7 📌 155

ahhh missed it, looks like we’ll all just get to support the site 15% more (yes I know this is not how percentages work)

26.01.2026 14:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wonder if every city has a similar story. In Seattle it's bananas, for the exact same reason.

23.01.2026 21:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We used to be a country. A proper country.

20.01.2026 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

19.01.2026 19:54 👍 15615 🔁 5677 💬 26 📌 57
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Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.

The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

08.01.2026 19:07 👍 10265 🔁 4184 💬 352 📌 339

1000xResist, a game by theater nerds, and an all time banger

06.01.2026 18:44 👍 234 🔁 60 💬 1 📌 3

I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.

19.12.2025 17:01 👍 7618 🔁 3779 💬 137 📌 66

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin

18.12.2025 16:58 👍 20658 🔁 7470 💬 206 📌 266

Hello, not only do we not use AI we would rather cut off our own arms than do so. Demonschool is 100% human made.

12.11.2025 03:36 👍 3128 🔁 823 💬 18 📌 12

I’ve seen this dumb comic a hundred times, but this guy helped me better understand the anger that drives its continuous resharing across conservative corners of the web. Worth a watch, I think.

01.12.2025 17:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gabby Giffords was my representative for years. She was shot in the parking lot of the grocery store I shopped at every week.

Political violence is real, and the calls for it are only getting more flagrant.

25.11.2025 03:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

using my favorite recording too (royal albert hall), this is incredible

21.11.2025 04:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The owner of this business is a old, wonderful friend & a former employer of mine, so please, I need all of my Pacific Northwest followers keeping an eye out for this stuff, especially if you run in nerd circles, so that his dream business, built via decades of grinding, can keep running.

15.11.2025 18:12 👍 788 🔁 750 💬 14 📌 0

Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.

10.11.2025 02:28 👍 5470 🔁 1375 💬 28 📌 56

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

24.10.2025 02:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FUCK

21.10.2025 03:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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anyway

18.10.2025 23:00 👍 3632 🔁 816 💬 16 📌 1
A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal This is a comic about AI art.

Let’s talk about AI art.

theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art

07.10.2025 16:51 👍 1113 🔁 540 💬 56 📌 129
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Microsoft blocks Israel’s use of its technology in mass surveillance of Palestinians Exclusive: Tech firm ends military unit’s access to AI and data services after Guardian reveals secret spy project

Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians – "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"

25.09.2025 15:16 👍 6590 🔁 2465 💬 83 📌 433

I stayed near there a couple of summers ago, and it was wild seeing them chilling on the train. Watching on TV does not accurately demonstrate how large these men are!

24.09.2025 23:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn, I never played the original and assumed I would toss this on my backlog. Looks like I’m playing it a whole lot sooner than that.

24.09.2025 19:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

antifa → anti-fa → anti-fascist

so what does it mean to be anti-antifa?

c'mon people, this isn't complicated

23.09.2025 04:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We used to build shrines to computer. We have desecrated and destroyed their holy places, and they are having their vengeance upon us.

21.09.2025 03:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s be clear, Kimmel has never been remotely funny or interesting in any way. But fuck every fascist piece of shit who’s celebrating this, or anything else that this garbage administration has been doing to use Charlie Kirk’s murder as an excuse to crack down on people they don’t like.

18.09.2025 00:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The killing of an Arizona evangelical by a Utah Mormon means it's time to crack down on the New York Jews who control our media.

by J.D. Vance

16.09.2025 19:20 👍 1713 🔁 315 💬 25 📌 14
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

14.09.2025 01:50 👍 32006 🔁 8350 💬 367 📌 579

That said, I tried inverting the X-axis in DK Bananza to see how it felt (Y-axis already inverted, naturally). Such nostalgia! Like playing Mario Sunshine again. But it also messed with 20+ years of non-inverted X-axis camera controls, so I flipped it right off. Sometimes you can't go home again.

11.09.2025 18:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0