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24. he/him. SFW!!! https://eblu.space also on mastodon @eblu@wetdry.world and tumblr @eblu3

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every website sucks actually I'm mad about all of them tonight. I think this is a sign that I need to log off

10.03.2026 03:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok apparently both have always been on staff, they're just changing positions

10.03.2026 03:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

literally the same day I post this, the CEO steps down into a new role as "chief innovation officer" and is replaced with a temporary CEO from a venture capital firm that's real big on AI, right after someone else on staff got criticized hard for vibecoding bluesky. this sucks

10.03.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know there's someone out there who's gonna be like "why are you STILL trying to make mastodon happen" and to that I say that I'm an insufferable nerd who cares way too much

09.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my first impression of this site was irony poisoned twitter funnymen, insanely sarcastic egotistical developers, and just the general impression that they were trying to take all the wind out of mastodon, and honestly can you blame me for being like this about on here

09.03.2026 16:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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who keeps putting homestuck references in bfdi lmao

09.03.2026 07:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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who keeps putting homestuck references in bfdi lmao

09.03.2026 07:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

video game so good that I'm only now getting in bed at 5 AM. which is actually 4 AM because spring forward. god daylight savings is so weird

08.03.2026 09:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pokemon pokopia is a really nice game omg

07.03.2026 06:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Windows 3000 Professional, released in the year 2999. Sourced from a "Windows Future Versions" video

Windows 3000 Professional, released in the year 2999. Sourced from a "Windows Future Versions" video

checking out that new version of windows that everyone's talking about

05.03.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyway yeah the whole attitude of bluesky devs is kind of why I barely ever go here and use the other sites that I'm on more. like no offense to the people genuinely trying to build great things on here but I don't want to be on a website run by egotistical jerkwads

04.03.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hell, when you look far enough under the hood it starts looking very similar to blockchain, just with all the offensive parts filed off

04.03.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yet another example of why I don't trust the bluesky team

04.03.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ragebaiting son or trolling daughter

04.03.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[muscle man voice] you know who ELSE likes jumping into light fierce, stale bread, water without any ice, the latest season of the simpsons, and dirt?

03.03.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nobody ever told me that you can get so anxious that you start making up strawmen and believe that they're real

03.03.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just preordered the Pingas Cube

03.03.2026 14:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

get in the van, we're going to the diner that serves coke the old fashioned way

03.03.2026 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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screwing around in roblox free draw

02.03.2026 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm trying to make an effort to post Less out here... I know I need to be myself but I'm pretty sure nobody really likes it when I suddenly go venting and complaining mode all over the place

02.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my abandonment issues have been constantly making me anxious for like two years straight sadge

02.03.2026 07:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people choosing multiple different platforms in an attempt to get away from discord means that eventually we're going to see the 2020s equivalent of Trillian

02.03.2026 02:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a Roblox game titled "90s Alternative Music Tycoon." the thumbnail is a recreation of the Nirvana - Nevermind album cover but the baby is made of two rounded cylinders with a smiley face

a Roblox game titled "90s Alternative Music Tycoon." the thumbnail is a recreation of the Nirvana - Nevermind album cover but the baby is made of two rounded cylinders with a smiley face

01.03.2026 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one that saw that one new pokemon starter and thought "but what if it was in pom gets wi-fi"

01.03.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oopy.com

01.03.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've never been like mad about people drawing stuff but I've kind of banged my head against the wall in frustration over being able to opt out of having to see specific things that I don't like while fearing that it's morally unacceptable to be that way

01.03.2026 07:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tbh I need to be less mean about kink artists but idk how to assert my boundaries. I'm still pretty messed up from getting sent TF unsolicited like twice and then somehow having a feed full of it on multiple different platforms while playing whack-a-mole with tag/phrase filtering

01.03.2026 07:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm fine just been having a really rough time lately

28.02.2026 04:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just kinda unhappy about being burned by banking on something that slowly flopped so hard that I'm still depressed about it tbh

28.02.2026 02:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

crashed and burned so hard that I lost all of my friends over it and I'm just bitter about everything since being optimistic and excited about something just turned out to be shooting myself in the foot really hard

28.02.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0