Imagine a crab with a Jamaican accent crawling out of the ocean and aggressively trying to make you kiss a girl who literally cannot speak.
12.03.2026 00:47
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Imagine a crab with a Jamaican accent crawling out of the ocean and aggressively trying to make you kiss a girl who literally cannot speak.
The thing with #Masterchef where the highest scoring chef skips a round annoys me. Like, we get to see less of the best chefs cooking.
Are you a dipper or a drizzler?
#foodsky #pizza
Scone rebels 🤘
Pizza slice just out of shot
switching out my meds for mini eggs because spring x
Fit ✔️
Thank you! They turned out really well 🙂↕️
Apparently coconut and chocolate in a scone is a controversial choice. Thoughts?
#foodsky #baker
Inspired again by masterchef.. little spicy pork stuffed cabbage parcels.
#masterchef #foodpic
I gasped! Stunning.
Oh lord. No idea! I have yum goals not protein goals. Rice, oyster mushrooms, Chinese sausage, peas sweetcorn, onion and fermented tofu. So ... some?
In an intimate and satisfying relationship with my rice cooker
Its ice cream, so you can't exactly save it for later 🙂↕️
Nuclear blast or sunset? Who can tell these days.
(Bonus creamy tomato gnocchi)
Oh wow... that looks blimmin' delicious!
When I said I wanted a picture of your junk . . .
I was a bit whelmed by this when it first came out.. but now I'm obsessed.
Sunshine-y vibes
Snap me in half please 🥹
Spring feels like it’s on the horizon today 🌸🐝🌸
Enter at your own risk
#picoftheday #doorway #snapseed
Feels like home 🏡
The privilege is as abundant as the mayonnaise
£1.50 for just the hot dog here ... 😒
There was an ... oppressive... vibe 😆
Pray for my bank balance 🙏
How do we feel about the double-D?
At least I know what direction to pray to now 🙏
One pallet of stuff could feed a small corner of the world for a day 😆