One of the best parts of visiting Brazil is discovering that cashew juice is a thing. It doesn't taste like the nuts, but it sure is delicious!
07.03.2026 16:41
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Parma or parmy?
06.03.2026 00:54
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No, the mission is to get politicians who actually represent us.
04.03.2026 17:30
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If she wouldn’t change her position when she needed our votes, what makes you think she would have changed her position afterwards?
04.03.2026 13:54
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I wonder why they don’t make left handed motorcycles.
01.03.2026 11:06
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Imagine that, Donald Trump not obtaining required consent.
28.02.2026 17:54
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I am a Vinyl Crate!
28.02.2026 22:57
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Bring cheese!
28.02.2026 17:40
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Thanks!
26.02.2026 14:20
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That is clearly a bug in postgres. Probably too late to change it now, but it's worth reporting.
25.02.2026 12:57
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Huh, interesting. It appears that PostgreSQL decided to go against the SQL standard here
ISO/IEC 9075-2:2023(E) 6.34 <JSON value constructor> GR 4) b) i) says that empty tables should produce a JSON array with no elements (intuitively), not NULL.
Why this behaviour in PG?
25.02.2026 12:12
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Come see Luigi Nardi and Marc Linster (@marclinster.bsky.social) talk about "A framework for self-driving databases"!
#PostgreSQL #pgDayParis #Conference
https://www.postgres...
23.02.2026 08:34
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I know I am in the minority, but I am one of the few non-Brits that actually appreciates British cuisine.
20.02.2026 11:22
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It's getting late... EARLYBIRD discounts end tonight!
Get yours if you haven't already!
#PostgreSQL #pgDayParis #Conference
https://2026.pgday.p...
20.02.2026 09:01
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TIL: Oracle has custom aggregates
16.02.2026 18:37
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Have you seen the schedule for pgDay Paris? Such an amazing lineup!
#PostgreSQL #pgDayParis #Conference
https://2026.pgday.p...
16.02.2026 14:04
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I am using #MySQL for the first time in my life. Don't judge me, I have a good reason.
16.02.2026 11:35
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I really enjoy when postgresql crashes for no reason and takes my entire instance down with it! It's so much fun!
15.02.2026 22:40
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Only ONE WEEK LEFT for the earlybird tickets. Make sure you get yours before it's too late!
#PostgreSQL #pgDayParis #Conference
https://2026.pgday.p...
12.02.2026 13:30
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Right. Your statistics were stale. Interesting that autoanalyze didn’t run.
10.02.2026 22:36
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That's not true, but if your statistics are off, it might think the Seq San is better.
10.02.2026 22:23
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10.02.2026 13:52
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Schedule announced! https://www.postgres...
#postgresql #database #helsinki
09.02.2026 11:52
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They will completely wreck your tires and leave marks all over the road!
08.02.2026 15:23
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OH: "One of these days, #PostgreSQL is going to get found out and we are all going to lose our jobs."
08.02.2026 10:44
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06.02.2026 18:03
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For a moment there, I thought you cooked it with an iron.
03.02.2026 01:00
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