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i don't know man. i think we should fight on the internet about this for 30 years. seems like a good use of all of our time.

is gorf pronounced with a soft g or a hard g? "jorf"?

genuinely, leaving that site did so much to help my mental health. can't imagine sticking to it these days.

back in my day, we'd switch social media sites every few years as a better one came along. wish more folks had the drive to do that now.

a ton of people i adore involved with this one. also a non-zero chance i'll be there with extreme jet lag. it'll be hilarious. don't miss it.

a print ad for the game boy advance: tribal edition. both mario mario and the gba have shitty tribal tattoos that would not look out of place at a 311 concert.

he'd probably be down. (down.)

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

this gavan wet.

watching anime

i had that "oh shit, it's spring" moment when i was walking rocko on the riverfront tonight and all the ice had melted. i felt like a caveman seeing fire for the first time when i saw those geese floating out there.

couldn't get it out of my head #njcup

#AEWCollision

discontinued 90s soft drink orbitz can literally change the course of history and does repeatedly.

how

seeing nirvanna the band the show the movie.

nah, looks fine to me.

First Dog down

eh, i'd say it's probably a good idea to set a hard limit of "within milwaukee county".

yeesh. roblox oof with each percent dropped.

drawing of a chibi hologram hanging out with Hatsune miku

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#AEW

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

excuse me, he still has albums coming out as recently as of 2018. misread on my part.

man, I only found out falco was still making music the other day. your friend is wayyyy cooler than us.

the neck tattoo was the catalyst for everything. the moment he popped that scarf off, it was over for all of us.

you think his dad was paying for that shit?

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

A possum in a frantic looking pose, mouth wide open, surrounded by the words: NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR on an orange background with yellow radiating lines

resign today, you crusty ineffective bitch. the world needs better than you in this moment.

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