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Shadow Person

@willc.io

I’m a Cyber Security Director. I’m a musician. I live in Asheville. Please make sure I’m not a bot. Latest music: https://shadowpersonmusic.com Discography & music catalog: https://www.willchatham.com

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"Let's eat now so we don't have to poop later."

03.03.2026 00:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You've clearly never received a rock from Santa in your stocking.

27.02.2026 01:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They must be proliferating

21.02.2026 18:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photograph of a white squirrel.

Photograph of a white squirrel.

I spotted this white squirrel in north Asheville. These are pretty common in the Brevard area, so very surprised to see one way over here!
#asheville #squirrel #brevardnc #ashevillenc

21.02.2026 17:57 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

The latest episode of Knight of the 7 Kingdoms finally got Games of Throney.

21.02.2026 01:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a kid, my dentist was Dr. Barber and my orthodontist was Dr. Foote.

18.02.2026 01:41 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised about the national shortage of clown noses.

17.02.2026 18:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My President's Day project was getting the plausible.io community edition (aka "free") set up on docker on a headless Raspberry Pi behind a CloudFlare tunnel, and installed on 6 of my active websites. Plausible is a privacy-friendly Google Analytics alternative. Now that's what I call a fun day off.

16.02.2026 21:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

50,000 DOWS

15.02.2026 16:11 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Logic Commander - Hands-Free Voice Control for Logic Pro Control Logic Pro with your voice. Play, stop, record, undo, and more — all hands-free. Built for solo musicians.

I thought it would be useful to control Logic Pro with voice commands. So I built an app for it. Comes in handy when you are behind a drum kit or not that close to your computer while recording. logiccommander.app

#logicpro #homerecording #homestudio

15.02.2026 02:57 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now they’d say that closet full of clothing is impeding law enforcement from doing their jobs.

13.02.2026 11:32 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But the cameras they come with may well prove to thwart fascism in the US.

07.02.2026 19:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Lizard in my bathroom

Lizard in my bathroom

I guess this is just gonna live in my bathroom now. Not sure how it got inside but I sure don’t blame it.

07.02.2026 18:46 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Digable Planets (Ft. Jazzy Joyce) – 9th Wonder (Blackitolism) This song samples James Brown’s song, “Soul Pride” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdeiYALFVHY Ohio Players, “Love Rollercoaster” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR9CRxY9Ne0 Fred

I searched Genius lyrics database for Brooklyn references. For example, first stanza: genius.com/Digable-plan...

07.02.2026 13:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Brooklyn is definitely referenced in “9th Wonder” which includes: “Brooklyn uptown,” “Myrtle Ave,” “A-train,” “from flatbush,” and “Crooklyn, New York.”

07.02.2026 13:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Their Wikipedia article says they meet in Philadelphia and moved to Brooklyn.

07.02.2026 13:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I feel like I need to leave a comment here but I’m not sure what.

03.02.2026 14:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hurry, it's almost over

03.02.2026 11:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A spam email from "Nancy Pelosi."

A spam email from "Nancy Pelosi."

I guess Nancy Pelosi is setting herself up for life after Congress.

03.02.2026 11:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To be fair, the same can be said of code written by humans. Or copy/pasted from the internet. Or forked on Github.

03.02.2026 11:01 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Duke energy asked everyone to stop using electricity last night.

Duke energy asked everyone to stop using electricity last night.

Yes, they really did this.

03.02.2026 00:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is who runs this account.

01.02.2026 19:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just inherited all my dad's ham equipment, so may be getting licensed soon.

31.01.2026 16:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And now I may need a Boafeng

31.01.2026 16:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's fun discovering new worlds you didn't know existed.

31.01.2026 16:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finally got onto the Meshtastic network today. This sure would have come in handy after Hurricane Helene when cell towers were out for weeks. Glad to see a robust network around western North Carolina, and the state as a whole.

31.01.2026 16:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Snowy scene out the window.

Snowy scene out the window.

Good morning from Asheville! Happy snow day.

31.01.2026 13:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Kavanaugh Boofs” might have a stronger, if not comedic, impact.

29.01.2026 20:21 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So many bad things have happened that we never thought would happen but when you mention consequences, people love to say "never gonna happen."

Embrace the Anything Can Happen Era

29.01.2026 04:21 👍 802 🔁 153 💬 21 📌 14
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I look forward to gaining this weight.

29.01.2026 03:28 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0