But mother, I must jerk off to fat men on the internet before bed or I cannot fall asleep 🥺
11.03.2026 04:27
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But mother, I must jerk off to fat men on the internet before bed or I cannot fall asleep 🥺
We'll be prepared to be twins forever then lol
Balls deep
Damn I hope I look like you when I'm 30 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
Please do!!!
Chicago men, where are you hiding? 😉
Some booty before I pass out
Happy birthday bb!!!
Happy birthday to this stud!!!
Goodnight dad!
Some booty before I pass out
Omg the lyrics from my favorite Sophie track
Sniff pits touch tits
Fork in a garbage disposal is all I listen to 😂😂😂
Walked past a bar this morning and smelled poppers in the air and fully thought some twink dropped their poppers last night
Turns out they're revarnishing their floors 💀
Yes plsssss
my body is a temple
not the good kind the kind where there's like monkeys shitting on everything
A lil belly. A lil pokopia
"My cup runneth over" and it's my little coffee mug sprouting legs and dashing over to me when I go "pspspspsps"
"My cup runneth over" and it's my little coffee mug sprouting legs and dashing over to me when I go "pspspspsps"
A 2 panel erotic comic showing a himbo flexing as a rubber boy stares at them. The himbo has the label "Himbo, hunky" floating above him. Panel 2. The rubber boy has pulled out a red marker and corrected the label to read "Himbo, chunky". The himbo has grown a large gut and overall is fatter, he belches.
Always carry around a red marker pen so you can make corrections to reality as you go.
subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver
Well, pokopia has consumed my life. I started at 8 and suddenly it's past midnight
Are you a boy or a girl? I'm literally a potato. Golden. Duh
Is this enough pink for a pink party?
Are you a boy or a girl? I'm literally a vegetable. Organic. Duh
As a child I was obsessed with the middle finger not because it's offensive, but because my autistic brain loved symmetry and therefore the middle finger (being in the middle) was the best finger and I wanted to show everyone in my life
Need you badly
I love how Fox is just chilling in the mirror 😂
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Me, not seeing the condom at first: "ahh, Nacho is referring to himself as the used condom"