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introducing the hit new TV show "Jamming Your Thumbs Into Your Eyeballs Until You See Fractal Patterns"

Screenshot of my bluesky profile showing 600 followers

keep following me, i'm just gonna keep being the same oro

Thank you & love you

Photo of my cat Willa sitting on the radiator cushion

Willa passed away sometime last night. She loved sitting in the porch and watching out the window. She had the softest fur and was the sweetest, shyest cat

Sometimes i buy products marketed toward femmes and it turns out they still work for nonbinary pieces of shit

bring back computers that don't do anything unless you poke holes in paper

new nose needed (current is haunted)

no, i really only have experience deploying containers, not building them. i'd be happy to try to learn if i can help out!

That sounds amaaaaaaazing

headline of the classic Onion article published March 26, 2003: “Point / Counterpoint: This War Will Destabilize the Entire Mideast and Set Off a Shockwave of Anti-Americanism VS. No It Won’t “

it’s that time again

pssh i was making mistakes in the womb

i was ready to move past windows and heal but then i started playing poker online

Thank you so much for hosting the Tiny Panthers feed since its inception bsky.app/profile/did:...
Do you think the open sourced code will be easy to run in a docker container?

Don’t worry Tiny Panther aficionados, i am gonna look into this and find another host for or self host the Tiny Panthers 🐈‍⬛📸 feed. bsky.app/profile/blue...

Having fun playing Mario kart world

If you've got a tiny car like a Smart car or whatever it should be legal to drink drive as long as you wear a helmet

a rooster standing in front of the door to a KFC restaurant, it looks pissed

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

back in the 90s, there was an addams family themed arcade game that just increased your chance of cardiac arrest while you held hands with your cousins

A Pokemon Topps card from the Pikachus Vacation short. The card is called Trapped Charizard, and shows a profile shot of Charizard with his head stuck in some kinda pipe

"Help me step-Slowbro!"

An introvert is someone who is green inside. Extroverts are people with green skin

Oh good, my replacement cyber teeth arrived

bwahaha, neither past me nor future me can stop current me now!

this is more Black Mirror than Black Mirror season 7

a venn diagram with two circles "doesn't know what sex is" and "demands to be included in sex" with a photo of a black cat in the center

this is a venn diagram about Basil The Cat

this is more Black Mirror than Black Mirror season 7

hello the Something. i'm oro

Two baby deer snuggling kitten captioned repost if you love lesbians or youd be happy if elon musk dies

Andy Ottaway @Andy35o • 2h ••• You wouldn't be alone with your mother? Is that just your situation or do you think this should be the case for everyone? I'm not really sure how to respond to this. 1 Daniel Judge @DanielJudgeLeer .. . Replying to @Andy35o and @joshlove45 Since I got married? Nope. Not a chance. I would never disrespect my wife by doing that. A married man should never put themselves in a situation where their wife has cause to distrust them if they can help it.

Happy Mother’s Day to this guy

Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

Skeet your gender as a gif