Jordan (@jordevio.soy) — bluesky.baby

THERES NO WAY

14.03.2026 19:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is how Nintendo wants us to live

12.03.2026 14:07 👍 792 🔁 172 💬 9 📌 4

a man covering his face with his hands while sitting on a chair ALT: a man covering his face with his hands while sitting on a chair

14.03.2026 04:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m sorry for using the gif that often

14.03.2026 04:23 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

my 34 year old bbw transfemme umbreon therian gf named "soup": i just don't think i can take it any more on this hell world

me picturing the music video for depeche mode's policy of truth in my mind:

13.01.2026 01:05 👍 695 🔁 211 💬 16 📌 2

James you are my friend and I’d love to come to SoCal again, but you need to understand the blood frenzy that took hold of me when I saw this before my flight

14.03.2026 03:51 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ppl talking abt the two handing have simply never had a meal that's so beautiful that you'd treat it like a beautiful woman

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Numbers are so fake

14.03.2026 03:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This supercut has been frying me all day.

14.03.2026 03:06 👍 144 🔁 43 💬 2 📌 0

TOMORROW. 6PM EST. HL2VRAI BEGINS.
twitch.tv/wayneradiotv

14.03.2026 00:55 👍 870 🔁 315 💬 17 📌 27

Anyway I had a really bad crash out of crying in front of two Delta employees after being entrapped into missing it (delayed flight with layover gave me a flight that was 30 minutes after I arrived to the airport)

I somehow have ended up getting home sooner than my original

14.03.2026 03:02 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IM GOAN/; PISS MYSELF OVER MY PHONE'S AUTO STORY REEL

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Carl is one of the safest and most stable drivers I've ever rode with which makes all of his car psycho driver bits 5 times as funny

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SAME TO YOU ERI I HOPE WE CAN DO THIS EXACT TRIP AGAIN IN LIKE

OCTOBER

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Hair is different

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twip is over :( miss fwiends

13.03.2026 22:47 👍 40 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

I’m typically okay at handling myself when saying bye but lol not this time my heart is overflowing

14.03.2026 00:19 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Never kill yourself

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About to get on my flight I cried for the last 3 hours thank you my friends

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They keep lying about me

13.03.2026 23:53 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Are you good

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A week I will never forget once in my life

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a screenshot of the sans date in Undertale, where sans asks "have you ever heard of a talking flower?", but next to "talking flower" is a small icon of the Talking Flowers from Super Mario Bros. Wonder

13.03.2026 18:38 👍 1308 🔁 357 💬 5 📌 1

FOR SALE: COUCH
NEED TO SELL ASAP
Asking Price $20 (NEGOTIABLE)
Old West Prospector w/ Cholera Included (NON-NEGOTIABLE)

13.03.2026 21:08 👍 65 🔁 31 💬 0 📌 0

MITTENS AND JORDAN
MITTENS AND JORDAN
MITTENS AND JORDAN
MITTENS AND JORDAN
MITTENS AND JORDAN

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