~jshmlr

Damn

I thought I’d peaked like 20 years ago, but then I got a video on botchamania.

19-132923 / Grand Theft / 2400 N. Monroe Street / 7:13 PM The victim reported the theft of his championship wrestling belt while he was eating inside Longhorn Steakhouse. The victim started he arrived at the Millionaire Club Airport Terminal and placed the belt inside his rented limousine. The limo driver shuttled the victim to Longhorn for dinner. The victim remained at Longhorn while the driver returned to the airport. The victim had taken the wrong luggage from the airport and the driver took it back to the terminal. When the driver picked up the victim from the restaurant, the belt was missing. Responding officers searched the link and airport for the belt without success. On-call CID was consulted, and forensics responded to the scene. Victim: Christopher "Jericho" Irvine, W/M, 11/9/70

Happy anniversary AEW fans. 6 years ago today, Chris Jericho won the inaugural AEW Men's Championship, then immediately lost it in a limo while eating at Longhorn Steakhouse. 🤼

We put a lot of stock in what other people tell us we should be concerned with. Most of it bullshit.

Phenomenal

PBS News Hour is, hands down, one of the most worthwhile news programs. Support public media: www.pbs.org/passport/

This.

Slept well last night knowing that the Cracker Barrel logo had been restored. Can’t think of anything to be worried about at all now.

#DOS

Buy stock in engagement rings. This year’s cuffing season gonna look like a 90s mall on Black Friday.

Early 90's WCW is exactly what you'd get if a bunch of CTE riddled good ol' boys were given access to unlimited amounts of cocaine and tasked with creating Saturday morning kids' TV programming

Forecast: Grunge

no woke sign is gonna tell *me* what water’s potable

He’s a work horse, regardless of the venue or crowd size. Pro’s pro.

💯

He’s excellent.

I took the band out for good bye korean bbq. We ate the biggest platter, plus two extras. Meat sweats were had by all.

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cursed 💀

Luchasaurus’s shoulder got TGRI’d

#AEWDynamite

PROMO
JOE

#AEWDynamite

💯 I’m following this regardless

@seanseanson.bsky.social

I made a wrestling meme video thing.

@maffewgregg.bsky.social is there an official place to submit an ending for botchamania? I just made my first one.

Alien crashes on earth, everyone panics. Meanwhile the Alien