Brennig

This is a high-angle, slightly humorous photograph of a wooden dining table where someone has taken the concept of "plating" to an extreme, highly organized level. ​Scene Breakdown ​The Grid: Three of the plates are covered with sheets of parchment paper. On these sheets, individual baked beans have been carefully separated and laid out in precise, uniform, grid-like rows. ​The Sausage Plate: The plate in the top-left corner features a line of sliced sausages accompanied by a smaller, less regimented cluster of beans. ​The Extras: Near the top center of the table sits an open can of Heinz Baked Beans. There are also two glass mugs on the table, both containing a brown liquid, likely tea or coffee. ​It is a very orderly, and perhaps slightly absurd, take on a traditional breakfast!

There are 320 beans and 8 mini sausages in a tin of Heinz Beans & Sausage.
Good morning.

Wide awake since 3am. This sucks

You've just fixed Driving Away From Home into my head for the rest of the day

This is the way

This is the way

Wow!

Scum they are, every single one of them

Rarrrr!

❤️

Marvellous!

Exactly. A purpose to an end, and all that

Alt take. The creature, disturbed from centuries of slumber, awakes, rises from the dark Cornish depths, and snacks on 2 randomly passing-by humans just because they were handy. Yum! (she says) then slowly, she sinks back to her lair

Quite true

Morning kids. Raining heavily. Dogwalking postponed for an hour. Tea in bed, oh yes

This is my backyard, my village, my parish. Rushcliffe Borough Council is due to make a critical decision based on missing information they previously said was required

Will Rushcliffe Borough Council’s upcoming decision force campaigners to seek judicial review? Tollerton Airfield housing development reaches significant moment This coming week will see Rushcliffe Borough Cabinet meet again to discuss and decide on a planning decision which will allow for a…

Will Rushcliffe Borough Council’s upcoming decision force campaigners to seek judicial review?

Tollerton Airfield housing development reaches significant moment

#Tollerton
#Pollution
#RushcliffeBoroughCouncil

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Same here 😕

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Thank you for giving him a home ❤️

This is the way

For the shootists and potential shootists looking for something closer to home, in Nottinghamshire, there's wbrpc.org.uk which is where I hang out

It is indeed a topper

Aye

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Is there a betting site on the zero pointer? My money is on Israel

Well, a week is a long time in politics 😂

You want to see how Mikey the rescue is doing? He's running up that hill