Stuart Palmer

Perfectly encapsulating the character test

Artificial Inflation has arrived

BuzzFeed Nearing Bankruptcy After Disastrous Turn Toward AI Three years after its pivot to AI, the writing is on the wall for BuzzFeed. The company said there's "substantial doubt" it can keep going.

This is the destination of every company that tries to replace creative human workers with AI slop.
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@cartoonkahuna.bsky.social

Last time I went to the Bronx Zoo there were emus wandering around in the snow in January.

“Hey Commissioner, Stop Running Drug Dogs Through Pubs and Clubs”, Demand NSW Greens The NSW police commissioner claimed to have no idea about officers taking sniffer dogs through licensed venues when asked by Greens MLC Cate Faehrmann.

not only do gangs of cops stalk low income areas to victimise people living in poverty but gangs of cops abuse dogs by using drugs to train the poor creature in false indications based on cop “handler” gestures. Fuck those guys.

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Tired: Aussie chip fryer biodiesel.
Wired: Fair dinkum meat pie tallow scrap biodiesel.

Last time I went to the Bronx Zoo there were emus wandering around in the snow in January.

LOL, who are these 'Moderate Liberals' of which you speak?

Tired: Aussie chip fryer biodiesel.
Wired: Fair dinkum meat pie tallow scrap biodiesel.

Apparently Fairport Convention headline an annual festival named for them in Oxfordshire each year.

Took Master E for a bike ride and he managed a stack on the way home. Have cobbled together a big bandaid from an old dressing and some surgical tape. On the plus side, a pile of old expired dressings, creams and tablets have been binned. Hanging on to a couple of prescription-only special items.

Bank fees. Has Chalmers the guts to take on the big banks? - Michael West A decision by the RBA’s Payments Systems Board is due soon. Will Treasurer Jim Chalmers back it amid protests from banks and card giants?

Australia has the most profitable banks & card merchants in the world. RBA has proposed fee reforms. Will Treasurer Jim Chalmers tackle the oligopoly?
@michaelsainsbury.bsky.social curtain-raiser
#auspol
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Wiggles just called Connie Struction the structural engineer.

"Hey what do we do if they cheaply and incredibly disruptively mine the strait of Hormuz" is something that I, a very weak wristed lifelong civilian, would say like idk first thing? In the first hour of the planning session for sure

No joke, a single issue of Playboy in the 90s probably has more text than American children read in an entire semester in 2026.

U.S. orders 2,500 marines, amphibious assault ship to Mideast after almost 2 weeks of war | CBC News The American military has ordered 2,500 marines and an amphibious assault ship to the Middle East, a U.S. official said Friday, while Iran continued to launch widespread missile and drone attacks on I...

Trump is amphibious Crassus - a real estate guy with a half arsed plan to invade Iran. But unlike the original he's not there to die in person. www.cbc.ca/news/world/i...

Facebook post Aubin Skankey to Air Fryer Tips and Recipes Group ‘Is there any air fryer that can handle a family of 8?’ Reply: Tom MacDonald ‘Take it easy Jeffrey Dahmer’

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BuzzFeed Nearing Bankruptcy After Disastrous Turn Toward AI Three years after its pivot to AI, the writing is on the wall for BuzzFeed. The company said there's "substantial doubt" it can keep going.

Self-own of the decade: BuzzFeed pivots toward AI slop, loses everything.
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Caramel mud cake mix baked as cupcakes.

Morning tea is looking good.

'Not big brother watching' — What you need to know about Windsor's Project Greenlight surveillance program Downtown Windsor will soon have 90 publicly-purchased — but privately monitored — eyes in the sky to watch for bad behaviour.

“It’s not big brother…”

Goes on to describe big brother…

Bugonia Synopsis: A conspiracy theorist attempts to uncover a CEO’s sinister plot that is oddly devoid of pedophiles.

The Onion’s 2026 Oscars Best Picture Guide https://theonion.com/the-onions-2026-oscars-best-picture-guide/

Colonel Wanker E. Kuntz has gone completely insane.

Is it because they are audio dogshit?

See also: University LMSs.

Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With

Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-questions-what-girls-were-doing-in-school-to-begin-with/

'AI doesn't work'

pfft not true at all, it works amazingly well if you're a clarinettist (!) climate denier mass producing pseudoscience

Location of each police violence death against an Indigenous person recorded by the Mapping Police Violence project from 2013 through 2024 (red dots), showing American Indian/Alaska Native reservations (outlined in green) and a 10-mile buffer zone around each reservation (grey). CREDIT: Gabriel L. Schwartz

Between 39–51% of American Indian/Alaska Native peoples live on or within 10 miles of reservations, but 73% of deaths from police violence in this group occurred on or near reservations. The authors call for a public health response to these deaths. In PNAS: https://ow.ly/ziOi50YtsP8

Study: Humans Evolved Opposable Thumbs To Signal ‘All Good’ To Buddies After Falling Off Roof

Study: Humans Evolved Opposable Thumbs To Signal ‘All Good’ To Buddies After Falling Off Roof https://theonion.com/study-humans-evolved-opposable-thumbs-to-signal-all-good-to-buddies-after-falling-off-roof/

See also: ABC.