Screenshot of a tweet by Tyler, The Creator. It reads: Un-follow me now, this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about for the next week. I've wanted this for years fuck. What the fuck.
Me: I don't care about the personal lives of artists I like, that's none of my business.
The internet: Miriana Conte is dating a gay Maltese footballer named Jade Flask.
Me:
Miriana Conte's goblin laugh will be resonating in my heart for weeks. Someone please clip that, I need everyone to hear it. #umk
Sinikka and one of the Komiat boys did the millennial hand heart! Glad to know it's still alive and well in Finland. #umk
Every time they say Anttti Paalanen, I hear antipyrin. #umk
What is the deal with swinging white handkerchiefs around? I had a feeling it was a traditional Finnish thing, but googling is unhelpful. #umk
Whatever happens, I hope Kiki and Chachi get a sitcom together after this. #umk
Love that Häärijä is there, but I really hope it's because Käärijä will be showing up later, not because he couldn't make it. #umk
Watching UMK now because I was busy last weekend, and I cannot believe this Mumford and Sons toothpaste commercial named themselves "Handsome." Incredible. They're like if KAJ was five Mormon brothers with no sense of humor. #umk
Just checking in with all the other Sarahs who are Dropout subscribers -- how are we feeling about Jacob Wysocki looking directly into camera and saying our name? Anyone need to be talked down from a parasocial ledge?
The song you could remember was a much more fun answer 😁
I've also gotten a lot more into Hamlet of late, although I really love it best as an adjuct to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead 😁
When I was a kid, it was Midsummer (my senior quote was "and those things do best please me that befall preposterously"), but as an adult it's Much Ado.
I suppose that will do 😁 If you guys didn't watch, at least let me encourage you to watch Rosalinda Galán's performance of "Mataora" -- it was the only song that day that had winner vibes for me!
In last night's dream, I came up with a riddle: If the Stone Temple Pilots are like the sun, how is Brennan Lee Mulligan like the moon?
I unfortunately did not dream an answer, but if anyone has theories I'm all ears!
Excuse me, I should have said that was the Trip Wood remix of "Hummingbird." Credit where credit is due; the remixes of that EP are all bangers.
This morning's "get hyped" playlist shuffled from "Hummingbird" by Paraloubis to Lizzo's "Good as Hell," and then into Käärijä's "People's Champion." I love a chaotic genre shift!
Just wanted to put it out there that I'm sad that y'all don't seem to be planning to cover Benidorm. This was my first year watching and it was so fun, I was looking forward to hearing your thoughts!
This is what road trips are for! 💜
I used to LOVE a juicy pen like the Pilot or the Uniball, and idk if my writing got sloppier or what, but lately I'm preferring a classic Bic.
I vote for 🤖🪣, as the bucket is less aggressive than the vomit one and I'm not trying to start fights. Also the fact that no one ever uses the bucket for anything else means it's more likely to gain adoption!
Add this to the list of things that sound more metal than they are, along with recent Danish Eurovision hopeful "Touch My Love and Die."
Apropos of nothing, my brain just started singing the lyrics of "Love Potion #9" to the tune of Frankie Valli's theme for Grease. I wish I could harness that outside-the-box thinking for something like, useful.
I was going to say SAT prep guide.
Aaron Tippin: 🎶The older she gets, the slower she goes🎶
Me: Girl same
Just sitting next to a half-packed bag, 12 hours before I leave for my first trip out of state since The Before, pondering "I wonder if Mr. Lordi considers himself a performance artist." 🤔
An excellent example of "I can hear this photo."
Thank you for bringing this ad into my life, I had an absolute dogshit morning and hearing Hilary Duff say the absurd line "That's so girl wearing a skirt as a top" really brought me around.
The GOP is running on pure evil.
My romance hot take: The reason that the majority of modern romance stories (esp romcoms) hinge on a stupid misunderstanding is that, whether or not they realize it, writers are still trying to follow the Regency model -- a time where characters literally couldn't "just talk to each other."
That's good to know but yes, very much STILL
