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@amutepiggy

i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4

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It's really OK to not be the main character at every point of life and just read and watch stories about other people without turning it into some fulfilment ritual

06.03.2026 15:55 👍 201 🔁 16 💬 11 📌 0

I don’t think LLMs would take off without this kind of userbase, because they’re the ones talking to ChatGPT and Grok all day every day because they think they’re reaching Jesus levels of insight. This is why the technology gets called a scam, because the industry is definitely scamming these people

06.03.2026 14:06 👍 366 🔁 24 💬 7 📌 1

So a lot of the hype around LLMs and a lot of the userbase just fundamentally misunderstands what the technology is and what it’s capable of, instead treating it like a mythical supernatural or religious being. The industry openly encourages this delusion for profit

06.03.2026 14:03 👍 490 🔁 48 💬 9 📌 5

thank you for following me person who follows almost 40k others i look forward to you never once seeing any of my posts

06.03.2026 13:59 👍 164 🔁 23 💬 4 📌 1

This is a very good encapsulation of how a lot of us feel about the impact of AI on a day to day basis which is that using it to find information can be more helpful than Google but a lot of that is because Google has gotten much worse

06.03.2026 15:02 👍 376 🔁 39 💬 3 📌 5

[25 seconds into marathon]
lol nope

06.03.2026 03:00 👍 243 🔁 78 💬 2 📌 1

Kristi and Corey doing reverse cowgirl so she can shoot a dog

05.03.2026 23:07 👍 112 🔁 15 💬 6 📌 1
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 👍 17276 🔁 3682 💬 655 📌 992
A cat in her box looking out the window

A cat in her box looking out the window

Update :

05.03.2026 22:10 👍 186 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

hello im a trans girl and a journalist and you all know me

please share this !
BOOST THIS

SUPPORT. THIS !

06.03.2026 02:24 👍 27 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 0

Tomorrow's Bandcamp Friday fundraiser will be for The Trans Continental Pipeline, helping trans folks leave hostile states (ahem, Kansas) for Colorado.

06.03.2026 02:00 👍 525 🔁 234 💬 12 📌 16

that's the one

06.03.2026 03:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

astronomically far..uh .. kyle

06.03.2026 03:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

i respect this argument and support it fully

06.03.2026 01:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(at sunset) sun is afk

06.03.2026 01:53 👍 41 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

if anyone wants to use this post for "reasons why i'm childfree" to send to their pushy family, be my guest

06.03.2026 01:31 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

im at knots berry farms n my son kicked me in da nuts in line. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)

06.03.2026 01:08 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Nuts berry farm. Is this anythjng

06.03.2026 01:10 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Asked if Americans should worry about Iran retaliating against Americans on U.S. soil, President Donald Trump responded, "I guess.
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Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die'

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I been cackling at this for 10 minutes

He said “ yeah probably 🤷🏽‍♀️ I mean I don’t know. I said people was gonna die like what do you want from me ?”

“”Asked if Americans should worry about Iran retaliating against Americans on U.S. soil, President Donald Trump responded, "I guess.””

06.03.2026 00:19 👍 98 🔁 28 💬 8 📌 5

cathedrals everywhere etc etc

06.03.2026 01:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just watched a guy get rocked in the nuts by his toddler son in line for a ride at knott's berry farm

06.03.2026 00:58 👍 148 🔁 6 💬 24 📌 1

if the episode sucks, uhhh blame uh god

05.03.2026 18:43 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

[Samuel L. Jackson voice]

I'm tired of all this motherfucking fucking on this motherfucking plane!

05.03.2026 20:46 👍 27 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
05.03.2026 20:54 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
4 Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.

5 Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.

6 Fuck Plane 2: Farce

7 Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.

8 Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God.

9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

4 Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted. 5 Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. 6 Fuck Plane 2: Farce 7 Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy. 8 Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God. 9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. 10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

the fuck?

05.03.2026 20:45 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

me (sweating, out of breath): Sir, it happened. They found one.

the president of Kay Jeweler's: You don't mean--

me: They've found a Chiss

05.03.2026 20:28 👍 44 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Some ppl just have a problem with us being visibly neurodivergent, to which I say, huff a hot fart right outta my autistic butthole

05.03.2026 20:13 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

05.03.2026 18:19 👍 4426 🔁 1050 💬 48 📌 37

farfalle, alright. farfallen' from the grace of god

05.03.2026 19:58 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

that's his name now

05.03.2026 19:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0