alexis simpson

married into it 🤷🏻

will probably get back into soccer once the next season of NWSL starts up

anaheim! no! no!!

but im different

it was really touch and go there. ("touch" as in give her scritches and "go" as in "go get her some food")

she would NEVER

some day, everything the light touches will be hers

deep ocean vent tube worm hive rise up

We must reduce our reduce our dependence on carbon. Please, switch to sulfur based lifeforms.

selfie of me sitting in a blue chair. Olive the orange tabby cat is stretched across my lap with her paws hanging over my side. You can see her right hind foot in the corner of the frame. It's so cute. she looks indignant, as always.

LOOK

IT'S A LION

OH MY GOD

i feel like this is all happening cause we stopped pumping up the jam

(my first day at the cereal company) our newest product is a high-protein blend featuring almonds, walnuts, and pecans. it's aimed to capture the low-carb/keto market. It's called Post Nut

related

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I'm Not a Robot Prove your humanity once and for all

Ah. A game worthy of my skill.

neal.fun/not-a-robot/

i don't care how hard it is to say

agg can't believe i overlooked the callback opportunity

i do have what i consider an intentional practice of watching my "emotional support hockey highlights"

"everything going on" not exactly winning any popularity contests

we must reduce our dependence on carbon. please, switch to spaghetti solarara

sports get stressful if you start caring about them! ahhh!

and don't forget to rest sometimes ❤️

it's uh a new thing. sports cooking

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon facing to the right with wide eyes

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on a bench

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on grass with one ear pinned back

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon looking towards the sky

Thinking about low res pikachu.

if you don’t learn from billy joel’s ‘we didn’t start the fire,’ you’re doomed to repeat billy joel’s ‘we didn’t start the fire’

is it

deleted the original where i wrote "ingested" instead of "invested" i've gone soft

why, with everything going on, did i decide to get invested in sports

some criminals on an old log today

shake weight-ass gait

absolutely

we didn't know what we had back in the 90s, when we had it

no, it's gonna be huge. it's extremely violent. no, not monsters, turtles. they do karate and can talk. no they're human sized. their boss is a rat. yeah total nightmare stuff. grotesque is what it is. no we're gonna make it a kid's show. sat mornings yeah. yes the talking brain will still be in it.