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Web Witch ๐Ÿ”ฎ Stephanie Stimac

@seaotta.dev

๐Ÿ’ป Designer & Product Manager for DevEx & Web Platform ๐Ÿ“š Author of Design for Developers. ๐Ÿ”ฎ Sassy web witch & actual witch. ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Seattle gal in England. ๐Ÿ’ @jhey.dev https://seaotta.dev

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Just to clarify, I havenโ€™t had any apps ask for it yet but did it more as a precaution since I hadnโ€™t updated in so long

06.03.2026 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I havenโ€™t updated since iOS 18 ๐Ÿซฃ and I didnโ€™t want some of my apps to stop working

06.03.2026 11:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Begrudgingly and finally updated to iOS 26.

Thanks, I hate it.

06.03.2026 11:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was the worse case scenario, which I think I wrote about a couple months ago.

27.02.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 142 ๐Ÿ” 47 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A Website To End All Websites | Henry From Online How to win the war for the soul of the internet, and build the Web We Want.

Love this! Let's bring the small personal websites. Let's bring back art, connections, and funny content.

And the comparison how we got sold the dream of the automobile ๐Ÿ‘Œ; "No longer a tool to serve our societies, our societies now serve the automobile."

henry.codes/writing/a-we...

24.02.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi friends I just got laid off along with 40% of Block. No idea what comes next, but if you have need for a Principal Frontend Engineer hit me up!

26.02.2026 22:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 131 ๐Ÿ” 48 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Itโ€™s a grim day for American news and media. It was already pretty grim. Now itโ€™s worse ๐Ÿ™ƒ

27.02.2026 09:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I WISH I COULD POST THIS PHOTO OF MY BABY FOR YOU ALL THAT I TOOK THIS MORNING BECAUSE SHEโ€˜S SO CUTE

But I am not posting her on the internet

22.02.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 59 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lemme tell you how much more aware I am about 90% of the sidewalks in our neighborhood not being accessible while i'm out with the stroller.

Someone also blocked the sidewalk with their car the other day and I ascended to a new level of rage.

19.02.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Side note: I am so thankful I work for Igalia.

17.02.2026 15:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol mystery solved: brother and his wife.

10.02.2026 08:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah brother texted me and was like, some stuff should have been delivered lol

10.02.2026 08:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no clue who sent a bunch of baby items from Amazon that showed up that werenโ€™t ordered through our registry soโ€ฆthank you mystery sender though Iโ€™d love to know who you are since you have our address ๐Ÿ˜…

09.02.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like โ€œratingsโ€ or โ€œrevenue.โ€ it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

07.02.2026 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 16064 ๐Ÿ” 3446 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 247 ๐Ÿ“Œ 133

So today weโ€˜re waiting a few seconds longer to see if sheโ€™s actually fussing or just making noise while asleep.

In other updates, sheโ€˜s one month tomorrow and I have no idea where the last 4 weeks went.

01.02.2026 12:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one warned me about the master level newborn cry fake out theyโ€™ll have while in their active sleep phase. Iโ€™ve been rushing to pick her up at any hint of a cry and didnโ€™t realize until last night that on top of pterodactyl noises, she will have a 10-15 second cry but while asleep and is fine.

01.02.2026 12:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm begging someone to open a Vietnamese restaurant in Bedford please. Milton Keynes, Biggleswafe and Hitchin all have Pho but are all a 25-30 minute drive. I just want to be able to order yummy broth from my couch while postpartum thnx.

31.01.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

27.01.2026 12:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had been quite strict with my parents about when I want them to visit and see the baby because I want her vaccinated because they have to fly from the US and โ€œyouโ€™re in a country with multiple measles outbreaksโ€

Welpโ€ฆ.the UK lost its measles elimination status.

We are in the dumbest timeline.

27.01.2026 11:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a kitten is sitting next to a cup of coffee on a table . ALT: a kitten is sitting next to a cup of coffee on a table .

Me getting random snippets of world events while entrenched in the newborn bubble.

05.01.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Baby Chloe arrived early this morning so quickly there wasnโ€™t time for an epidural. Sheโ€™s fine, Iโ€™m mostly fine. Weโ€™re all exhausted.

In the throes of labor & pain, I asked Jhey what the Sunderland vs Man City result was. Needed a mood boost during what was the hardest thing Iโ€™ve ever done ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ

02.01.2026 11:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 169 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The space between Christmas and the New Year is even more disorienting when youโ€™re waiting to go into labor.

Also the rest of my crown came off my back molar earlier and I am pining for my American dentist.

28.12.2025 19:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m 39 weeks pregnant. I will not be responding to messages asking me for things.

26.12.2025 09:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฏ

22.12.2025 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had someone behind us in line comment, aghast, on how much our M&S food shop was.

I am very pregnant and very much not leaving the house Karen. I will buy all the Christmas snacks.

22.12.2025 16:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didnโ€™t even have click and collect spots available ๐Ÿซ  I tried!

22.12.2025 12:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I tried to place an online order yesterday not realizing that would be impossible this week ๐Ÿ’€ canโ€™t wait to waddle around the shop today at 38 weeks and 4 days pregnant โšฐ๏ธ

22.12.2025 10:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canโ€™t quite comprehend that sometime in the next 2-3 weeks that life is going to look so different and weโ€™ll have a tiny human in our home ๐Ÿ’—

19.12.2025 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A title card that says "Open Source FEX Appeal: Inside Igalia's work on Steam devices" and has an igalia logo in a circle in the lower left. "Soundwaves" are visualized emanating from it.

A title card that says "Open Source FEX Appeal: Inside Igalia's work on Steam devices" and has an igalia logo in a circle in the lower left. "Soundwaves" are visualized emanating from it.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ New Episode of Igalia Chats

Open Source FEX Appeal: Inside Igalia's work on Steam devices

@bkardell.com and @meyerweb.com chat with colleague Dhruv Mark Collins to discuss Igalia's work with Valve on the Steam devices!

www.igalia.com/chats/steamy

18.12.2025 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am existentially tired.

18.12.2025 13:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0