No but Iβm still waiting for a billboard to ask me How Daddy is Doing.
No but Iβm still waiting for a billboard to ask me How Daddy is Doing.
Yorp! And not just on it. In it. Around it. Wallering all over that mf-er!
There really needs to be some sort of legislation around the term βsmashβ as it pertains to βburgerβ. Similar to how the term βorganicβ guarantees specific growing practices the term βsmashβ should actually require the burger patty to be fucking SMASHED ffs.
Itβs cold and rainy in LA. Looks like it knew I was coming!
My new @ignitionpress.bsky.social series with old buddy @aaroncampbellarts.com ! Crime, Dungeons & Dragons, and dipshits.
Aaronβs commission list is officially open!
He will be attending @azcomicartsfest next week, where you can pick up your custom artwork directly from his table. Please note that the list is very limited, so we encourage you to place your order quickly to secure your spot.
@aaroncampbellarts.com
Check out my upcoming cover for the Hello Body Horror special from @boom-studios.com and if youβd like to see my process, start to finish in creating this cover head over to my Patreon. The final post in that series will go up tomorrow. www.patreon.com/posts/148970...
So I am reading The Dark is Rising series for the very first time. And oh how I wish I could go back in time and read this as a child. I know that I owned the first or second book in the series but for some reason, never got around to cracking it open. Oh regrets. Itβs awesome though.
Fun new toy for shooting reference of models!
Quick little peek behind the curtain for my new book through @ignitionpress.bsky.social Everyone Loves a Jewel Thief. This is about the unexpected gems I find while shooting in reference. www.patreon.com/posts/149877...
I will say, though that if superheroes were real, Iβm pretty sure that almost all of their children would be monsters on par with Trump and Epstein. We all know how privilege affects the human mind and that would be a level of privilege beyond anything we can really conceive.
Yes, I know. Iβm using levity as a coping mechanism to minimize dread.
Siri strikes again!
My nihilism has hit a lifetime high.
Actually, scratch that. NOW it has hit an all-time high. Because I dictated this post using Siri, which turned the word βnihilismβ into βnationalismβ. And thank the furies I proofread that, because often times I will immediately hit post.
So he was half right. he shouldβve just gone ahead and finished the job completely. Rid the universe of sentient life.
So itβs very clear now that the world has turned by the whim of pedophiles for generations. But now that it has been lane so plainly bare that this is so, whether or not anyone does fucking anything about it might be the final test of whether humanity even deserves to exist. Was Thanos right?
Typically, I would reserve the Lagavulin for something celebratory. But fuck do I need a pallet cleanser after reading some of these fucking Epstein files. And yes, I am well aware of the irony of having an Alice in Wonderland placemat on the table right now.
Aaron Campbell @aaroncampbellarts.com commission list will be opening very soon, so stay tuned! Donβt be one of those motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill and seize your chance to own a unique piece like this one.
Continuing my behind-the-scenes series on creating a comic book cover. This time I am sculpting my reference. This is stuff I canβt yet show openly on social media. You can get a seven day free trial to my Patreon and see all the progress so far! www.patreon.com/posts/149171...
Something is lurking in Aishaβs apartment in βInfidelβ, created by @pornsak.bsky.social, @aaroncampbellarts.com, @josevillarrubia.bsky.social, and Jeff Powell. #DreamersBingo2026
Thanks man!
Welp, the cat-burglar is out of the bag! My next book and first from @ignitionpress.bsky.social βEVERYONE LOVES A JEWEL THIEFβ written by Me and @hackintimseeley.bsky.social, art by Me, colors by Jordie Bellaire! This one is unlike anything Iβve done before, over the top ridiculous fun!
Folks, keep buying #comics. Especially #indiecomics. That's how talented ppl like @gailsimone.bsky.social @sispurrier.bsky.social @aaroncampbellarts.com @matiasbergara.bsky.social & @jefflemire171.bsky.social can keep making stuff you enjoy.
But if u need to save money, remember libraries exist! π
Why did Elkland become The Drums?
These stupid motherfuckers donβt realize that they just made Georgia Fort and Don Lemon the most significantly important and influential journalists in the world.
You can sign up for a free seven day trial and see if Iβm offering anything at all worthwhile to you. After that, itβs only two bucks a month. Iβll do as many posts as necessary to cover each project but at least one a week. Hope to see you there!
For those interested I have a new Patreon where Iβll be doing deep dives into projects as Iβm working on them. Stuff I cant share publicly yet. This 1st series takes you through creating a cover & how I turn this sculpture Iβve made into a finished painting www.patreon.com/posts/148970...
First dip into sous vide land accomplished!
Completed commission of Emma Frost Hellfire Gala. 11x17 acrylic on paper