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reminds me of Mullender's submission to the IOCCC:
github.com/ioccc-src/wi...

What kind of monster-buffers were you moving?

Hell ya! It has needed a rust re-invent for a decade now.

couldn't be me,,,

seeing this image fixed me

48 probably?

you've heard of the ioccc.org, time for the International Obfuscated Markup Document Contest

i straight up don't know how to respond to trauma dumps i'm sorry i do care about you bella :3

this might be the most transfem post of all time

toby fox my goat

this is so accurate though

ok after spending the better part of the last hour dissecting this entry, i'm newly inspired for next year's contest.

you dropped an 'A' queen, i'm paying a subscription for these cables

i miss back when even obnoxious people mostly pretended to care about being good at things

I think Vaush did a segment on this about a year ago.

I become more concerned for Matt Walsh's emotional state every time I read something he wrote or hear him talk.

Ew, bsky doesn't support markdown

not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed

this morning, i very narrowly avoided a HORRIFIC INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT due to improper labeling of chemicals (i almost pulled myself a decaf shot by mistake)

this kind of dense, walkable control flow graph is illegal to build in most american compilers

oml you can get them to say anything

He kind of slayed + Luxembourg was such an aesthetic + so glad Israel lost

properly gendered by a bigot :3

I'm not making excuses for him, I'm agreeing with something he said (communal child raising)

Actually, I think in a communist utopia, we would communally raise children.

Girlypop, he said that we should communally raise children so women can have kids and lead fulfilling lives.

Based Queen <3

I get i2c related warnings everytime I boot my desktop, I just kind of power through them at this point.

how did she know :3

how is the MIC ok with this? are they just going to pass the expense along to the pentagon?