Happy Friday the 13th!🔪

New Jason tribute edited by me. Enjoy!

Watching the strange Shaker religious huffing and puffing in The Testament of Ann Lee gave me a visceral flashback to being in college and watching an improv troupe do a series of dumb warm up exercises. (Not knocking the movie which I mostly liked)

Quick question: why??

Damn. Best Actor is basically a coin flip. Anything can happen! But that's the magic of Hollywood. #Oscars

Political sketches on SNL: do we need them?

(Answer: no)

Let's go to the mall!

I can't make it to that work zoom. I'm busy constructing a giant Man Salad.

Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

So many parents were involved in Bonkers! related giant falling fruit accidents in the 80s. Very sad.

Reading up on Hoppers and other recent Pixar movies. I have no memory of Onward existing. I kind of remember a trailer but probably thought it was another ghastly looking Trolls movie.

What's up with the embargo on reviews for The Bride? This worries me.🤔

My favorite win of the night. Go Aunt Gladys!

Why is Woody Harrelson giving Harrison Ford a SAG Lifetime Achievement award?

Answer: they're weed buddies

I love montages. #ActorAwards

I'm watching an awards show on Netflix. The future is now. Beep beep boop boop. #ActorAwards

Watching the SAG Awards red carpet and just learned that Chase Infiniti was named after Nicole Kidman's character in Batman Forever. 🤯

The Pitt and rival hospital Westgate should do a Cheers vs. Gary's Olde Towne Tavern style prank wars episode. Huge ratings!

One of my favorite edits - SNL promos block. I love strange pairings of actors and musicians.

The Scotts are Talkin' U2 to Me! Good ep. So happy they're back.

He gave me all the clues.⛄

Hey Hollywood! My balcony is open for any Final Destination sequel filming.❄️

Going outside to play in the snow is a young man's game. I'm too old to trudge.

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So excited for the Backrooms movie! 5/29 is earlier than I expected.

Can't believe they flooded the Colosseum with water and sharks Gladiator 2 style for the Closing Ceremony! #Olympics

I started the replay of the Olympics Closing Ceremony. So far, there's been a lot of terrible and unfunny Italian "comedy". Look at what you have wrought, Roberto Benigni!

Happy to be stuck inside watching the Baftas. Fun Fact: award shows warm the body and soul.

Current NYC Vibe.❄️🌨️

Hey Olympics nuts! Here's my psychedelic edit of luge and bobsled footage set to a slowed down version of the Air song "Surfing on a Rocket". Enjoy!

I'm enjoying S2 of The Pitt, but so far no scenes in the cafeteria they briefly showed in season one. I want to see a character explore that area. Do they have lunch specials? Are there fries? Can you get an espresso or just coffee?

Winter Olympics on Peacock need a special category for "Good Sports to Watch While High". I would add the luge, freestyle skiing (especially slow-mo while snowing), and biathlon (the abrupt stopping to shoot things while cross country skiing always melts my brain).