Orangutan Trading Co

Happy Mario day, everyone.

Still boils my piss that they got Chris Pratt (the worst Chris) to voice him in the film instead of Charles Martinet. Bastards.

Well after yesterday’s weirdness I thought I’d write a blog post about things that’ll get you banned. It’s a pretty short list to be honest but basically, for those who have forgotten: I sell spores for microscopy, not for anything else.

Microscopy: It’s the hot new craze sweeping the nation!

Happy St. Piran’s Day if you’re one of my lovely Cornish customers, if you’re not then you’re not allowed to read this post and I hope your day is bang average, right in the middle

Gool Perran Lowen, ‘Gas Traveths!

Monthly Foodbank donation time - just like every single month until the end of time, OTC has thrown a quid or so at helping people to feed their families, and that’s possible because of nice people like you buying things off me, so cheers!

I love getting good feedback obviously but this one was so rad that I wanted to share it!

All reviews are useful: if they’re bad they can sometimes tell me where I’m going wrong, but thankfully most of mine are really good so I’d say my success ratio is pretty high on the whole.

Cheers now! OTC

Couldn’t sleep so wrote some words about the history of prohibition relating to magic mushrooms because fuck it, why not.

If you are also weird you can look at it with your faceholes (or earholes if the faceholes aren’t working so good) over on the website.

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeers now, OTC

Quick Friday update for ya:

Stock levels: amazing
Dispatch time: amazing
Never closed: amazing
Orangutans: amazing

Yeah it’s been a cool week, I’ve been spending time tweaking bits of the site and other admin stuff so that I can make everything incrementally better and it’s quite satisfying!

Actually found a way to push my other social media stuff on here without me forgetting that it exists so I guess there’s gonna be more nonsense. Anyway, I sell beanies now too and they’re nice!

Also - have I got any other mushroom related peeps on here? Anyone else going to All Things Fungi?

Mmmmm making spore syringes up - it’s not particularly complicated but you do need to be *insanely* thorough with your cleaning.

Maybe with a cool background?

Ace, I’m not too active on here but Twitter is a cesspit these days so yeah, hopefully I’ll see you about!