Jalen Brunson's Best Friend

The check from Team USA cleared.

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.

We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel

They're literally sitting over there daring each other to write shit like this just for the clicks. They love it.

1. (tie) Slavery and the killing and displacement of native people
2. Allowing the southern states back into the union
3. Getting the food pyramid inverted

Christopher Moltisanti explaining the WBC to Tony Soprano.

It's called "baseball" Tone and you can hit balls with the bats we have, too

tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse

Belle and Sebastian are ON ALERT

These late winter/almost spring mornings where it's warm enough to sleep with the windows open begs the question "why do we have to get out of bed today?"

Straight gas from ol' Rick. The noise the chair makes as he whips that thang is amazing.

Wemby has had enough of this Celtics bullshit.

I take back every bad thing I ever said about the beautiful Italian people.

Replying to Jaylen Brown's tweet with "omg ur so right. They'd never do Tatum like that"

MA'AM

He can go back to the locker room and reapply his hair.

Lol Jaylen Brown can eat shit

Slow Impact Paper Sessions 2027 idea- Post Slow Impact Depression and its effects on homie interactions at the local

I got divorced from my first wife 23 years ago and regularly forget that I was even married to them. It feels like trying to remember details of a TV show I watched once years later.

MA'AM

You got g'day'd

I would like to conscientiously object to paying taxes for the time being.

Unethical ball with the veneer of "we're just buddies!"

No. They're gonna be pissy because Pablo figured it all out, but there's no way they are going to punish their richest owner and his team. Wachtell's job is to figure out a way to make this a plausible non-issue.

BUT ON MY WAY, I'M GOING TO BE DOING THIS. IF YOU GET HIT, IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT.

Lu Dort, navigating screens

Weird that Dort keeps making dirty plays when he's not a dirty player. I guess we'll never know why this happens.

Bro, I am so sick of OKC's shit.

The moderate position should now be, "invest in construction companies than can promise to build gallows at scale"

Earlier this year leaked video showed the inhumane conditions at the Baltimore ICE Holding Facility.

Today we conducted an unannounced oversight visit.

Here's some of what we learned:

Is he dead yet?

I regret to inform you that the JKJHNSN Cons are sick as fuck.