It'd be sick if the president felt cancer in his bones.
13.03.2026 23:40
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It'd be sick if the president felt cancer in his bones.
Fine. But at least don't hesitate to throw another shrimp on the barbie.
NEVER CHANGE
Dude, we for some reason watched Airport last night. It's brutal in an entirely different way.
If I were Pete Hegeseth, I would simply listen to the demons and drink myself to death.
I'm actually considering getting a Forester. Wife wants me to get a Subaru, but I'm waiting to see how things shake out with my impending layoff in August.
I have one and I can't stand it.
I want this. I might bid on it. Huntsville is pretty close.
If you want to believe that basketball is really hard, tune in tonight to watch the Knicks try to beat a terrible Pacers team.
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
How the fuck do cats figure out the time change so fast? This is bullshit.
The check from Team USA cleared.
Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.
We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.
“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel
They're literally sitting over there daring each other to write shit like this just for the clicks. They love it.
1. (tie) Slavery and the killing and displacement of native people
2. Allowing the southern states back into the union
3. Getting the food pyramid inverted
Christopher Moltisanti explaining the WBC to Tony Soprano.
It's called "baseball" Tone and you can hit balls with the bats we have, too
tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse
Belle and Sebastian are ON ALERT
These late winter/almost spring mornings where it's warm enough to sleep with the windows open begs the question "why do we have to get out of bed today?"
Straight gas from ol' Rick. The noise the chair makes as he whips that thang is amazing.
Wemby has had enough of this Celtics bullshit.
I take back every bad thing I ever said about the beautiful Italian people.
Replying to Jaylen Brown's tweet with "omg ur so right. They'd never do Tatum like that"
MA'AM
He can go back to the locker room and reapply his hair.
Lol Jaylen Brown can eat shit
Slow Impact Paper Sessions 2027 idea- Post Slow Impact Depression and its effects on homie interactions at the local
I got divorced from my first wife 23 years ago and regularly forget that I was even married to them. It feels like trying to remember details of a TV show I watched once years later.