Rain Rodent 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐀

the bank when you buy a shit ton of merch outside the country:

and this is why folks, implicit conversions EVEN FOR PRIMITIVES is a horrible idea

nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare

peter falk as columbo

So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.

But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?

Stolen from a Discord server

*unholy scream*

Oi you're in my post as well what the fuck!!!

what abject horror have you summoned

we need to see the vod of it, holy shit

comic panel of spiderman talking to moon knight: "Hey Marc, I..." "I'm Jake." "Jake, Listen..." "Oops, Steven now." "Ok, Steven..." "Marc again."

talking to me sometimes be like

why did you PDS explode?

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

Point of view: Xenia the Linux fox is grabbing you by the hand, bringing you inside her room. She says "I lied, there's no Netflix. Instead I have a local Jellyfin server with twenty terabytes of pirated media."

POV You're on a date with Xenia

holy shit the game actually exists and comes out.... 2 weeks from now???

announcer: "AND IN COMES SHIVA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR. OOH THAT'S GOTTA HURT"

she franken on my stein's till i monster

robot rats 🐀

you are on fire! (1)
you are on fire! (2)
you are on fire! (3)
you are on fire! (4)
you are on-

YOU DIED

gods FUCKING DAMN IT

... ugh as angry as we are... we must not let them take the victory of making us even angrier. their time shall come, we must stick together.

we only hope you can find something that's worthy of your capabilities. stay strong ren

Welp at least we know what not to do next time lmfao

Coming back to our little multiplayer arena shooter game to work on it more and our only reaction is "Man this codebase is fucking shit"

"Has a job"

Infinite scroll has done so much damage to the way we look at things.

Listening to the company CEO talk about AI during his visit to our office makes us wanna live up to our Serbian genes and commit various war crimes right about now.

*filling barrel with tiny watering can* we’re working as hard as we can Ren but uhhh, this will take a bit