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Not great, not terrible. “Luxembourg’s premier skeeter” - Luc Frieden

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I mean, what was wrong with strapping some young lads into cars with stonking great engines in them and just letting them race?

05.03.2026 19:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Still?

05.03.2026 13:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The FT is particularly bad for this, I agree

05.03.2026 11:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve never seen a slightly confused AI slop WWIII meme that is so Doritos-coded

05.03.2026 11:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Opening panels of Drakes On A Plane, a comic strip featuring Sir Francis Drake, Charlie Drake and Nick Drake. On a plane.

Opening panels of Drakes On A Plane, a comic strip featuring Sir Francis Drake, Charlie Drake and Nick Drake. On a plane.

The world is in a perilous state. But there's a new issue of Viz on sale today, and while that may not particularly alleviate geopolitical tensions, at least it probably won't make them very much worse

05.03.2026 11:08 👍 102 🔁 35 💬 4 📌 6

I think they need to check the batteries in the carbon monoxide alarms at Labour HQ

05.03.2026 11:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How I feel when someone blocks me

05.03.2026 06:44 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

F1 is so broken

05.03.2026 06:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Thoizday

05.03.2026 06:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
0 DAYS SINCE LAST TIME BLOCKLISTS WERE PROVED TO BE A TERRIBLE IDEA

0 DAYS SINCE LAST TIME BLOCKLISTS WERE PROVED TO BE A TERRIBLE IDEA

05.03.2026 05:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Check out this 3 bedroom terraced house for sale on Rightmove 3 bedroom terraced house for sale in Montague Road, Birmingham, B24 for £70,000. Marketed by Auction House Birmingham and Black Country, Aldridge., Aldridge

I do not think I have ever seen this in a property description before lmao

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

04.03.2026 20:09 👍 237 🔁 34 💬 58 📌 28
Brian Butterfield’s pizza

Brian Butterfield’s pizza

Peesa

04.03.2026 21:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not really. They still sell the 16 series which are lower spec, but for more money.

In fact, with supply issues with the 17/17 Pro the 16 is the only new phone we’ve been able to get our hands so far on this year. The Plus model is nearly 1000€. That’s crazy.

04.03.2026 19:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MacBook Neo price shows how much Apple (and Samsung et al) take the piss with phone pricing.

Basically same specs as flagship 2024 phone which was 1300€ but with hugely bigger chassis, hugely bigger screen, better connectivity etc. and it’s basically half that cost

04.03.2026 18:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

*Doctor looking at my X-Rays*
Doctor: Ah, this is exactly what I was afraid of.
Me: Oh my God, what?
Doctor: Skeletons.

04.03.2026 09:20 👍 191 🔁 63 💬 2 📌 1

And a trouser press is perfect for warming flatbreads 😊

04.03.2026 09:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a little girl in a blue dress is looking at a television screen with a yellow octopus on it Alt: Poltergeist clip
04.03.2026 09:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm in a Teams call with a bloke called Werner who looks and sounds very like Werner Herzog

Offputting

04.03.2026 08:55 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

03.03.2026 21:16 👍 3670 🔁 854 💬 20 📌 14
Thants flag from Look Around You

Thants flag from Look Around You

THAAD bants

04.03.2026 06:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love when that happens

04.03.2026 06:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol it definitely does not

04.03.2026 05:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tom Jones doing his Sex Bomb video

Tom Jones doing his Sex Bomb video

Mince scarf
Mince scarf
It’s my mince scarf
I wear it on the train to give people a laugh

03.03.2026 18:11 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Someone on this train is wearing a scarf that looks so much like mince I did a double take.

03.03.2026 17:11 👍 176 🔁 33 💬 9 📌 4

Tipping a beer into my face

Recommended

03.03.2026 17:24 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ugh

03.03.2026 14:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Well, that explains the erratic delivery times.

03.03.2026 11:47 👍 668 🔁 151 💬 9 📌 10

Pat I can maybe understand, but I’m very disappointed in Jess

03.03.2026 12:02 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[whynotbothmeme.gif]

03.03.2026 11:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“This is not just fucking it…this is SKS levels of fucking it”

03.03.2026 10:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0