SCHWARBOMB
I mean that had to be approximately 750 mph off the bat
Americaβs greatest athlete
I mean heβs in the right spot. Itβs very unconventional to trade a promising young player during a slump and lie that you were selling high
SAVAGE
Iβll take 30 please
Soft pretzel tray at work with mini pretzel dogs. Itβs a great great day
Very likely to be replaced by someone worse. However, you will not be missed
Speaking ofβ¦
Holy shit that Vassell heat check
The Spurs are doing very mean things to the Sixers
Wemby is doing very mean things to Andre Drummond lmao
This throwback broadcast on NBC is giving me nostalgia for a time I wasn't even alive for
Landry Shamet a better dunker than Steph Castle, confirmed
One of my absolute faves from them
I get that each piece has different authors but platforming that Stephens piece bc of βfreedom of expressionβ or whatever justification they have is bullshit
Lolz
Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:
Philadelphia trivia (Philatrivia) 1) Which 76er recently set the franchiseβs record for 3-pointers? 2) Philadelphia Cream Cheese was invented in what state? 3) Who were the main stars of the Philly-based romcom Silver Linings Playbook? 4) One of FDRβs New Deal programs had a logo that inspired a Philly sports teamβs logo. Which team is it? 5) Which Philly college is home to the oldest medical school in America? Answers: 1) Tyrese Maxey 2) New York 3) Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence 4) The Eagles (the program was the National Recovery Administration) 5) Penn
Please excuse my awful penmanship but I made some Philly trivia for work today. Answers in alt text
Reaping, sowing, things of that nature
Were they forced to laugh at Trumpβs shitty misogynistic joke and put Kash Patel on their Instagrams at gun point
stand up and salute our man at midnight
Or how about