Certainly the same colour.
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Certainly the same colour.
If you were one of the last humans alive would you want to spend the rest of your life in prison? I know I wouldn't.
LOL!
@manmademoon.bsky.social - does this work from your side of the pond? I think you'd enjoy it if you can. Seems to be your sense of humour.
Brilliant 1st episode of new series of The Naked Week.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
I don't know how @andrewhunterm.bsky.social and @jonholmes.bsky.social get away with it, but I'm glad they do!
Are you denying that a ‘properly’ toasted crumpet isn’t chewy?
Sure, but do you honestly think the complainer in the OP had only ever eaten raw crumpets?
‘Too chewy’ is still a measure of chewy.
Sure, but the ‘ier’ is important. A properly toasted crumpet is still chewy.
Yeah, because crumpets aren't chewy once toasted...
Residence? Is that like a villa or something?
A joke so poor it needed a ‘geddit’ comment.
I'm glad one person got the (very poor) joke.
When did people, and in particular BBC newsreaders, forget how to pronounce the word 'rhetoric'?
(That's a rhetorical question, literally!)
Fiscal headroom.
“How could you treat me this way?”
Iran’s “completely obliterated” nuclear facilities seem to have grown back even faster than Trump’s ear.
Jesus in a MAGA hat “One day I will return but only once you bomb a bunch of kids because a pedophile told you to”
Cartoon by Jesse Duquette
Iran’s nuclear capabilities grew back faster than Trump’s ear.
Worst pub ever.
They are taking the piss (even though she’s more used to giving it).
“Have you ever been to the moon before?”
Trump's dad was in fact born in New York City
“I take a cup”
This tea tastes funny…
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🎶“War, huh, what is it good for?“🎶
Well, the price of oil and gas, the price of gold, the share price of armaments manufacturers, and many other things that have a positive impact on those people who are already obscenely rich.
For everyone else, 🎶”Absolutely nothing”🎶
Convenient for his [mate/master] (delete as applicable) Putin. Russian economy was on its knees but a like little oil-price bump will help fund that war.
Doggerland: bit of a weird theme park. Didn’t enjoy the rides.
You're not here for the hunting are you?
Ok then, we had farms before people played the derivatives game.